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"100 Twisted Questions and Scenarios" by lithiumpie
Question Your Answer
1. Love, Peace, or Anarchy?
2. Who killed Bambi?
3. Who is the greatest superhero?
4. What are you having for your next dinner?
5. What older celebrity do you secretly fantasize about?
6. Don’t you want me, Baby? (Don’t you want me OHH-OHH!)
7. Have a secret lust for bad music?
8. Favorite childhood cartoon?
9. I really don’t give a damn about your favorite color, so, uh why do people like colors so much?
10. That was a terrible question, wasn’t it?
11. Favorite curse word?
12. How many bananas have you eaten in the past week?
13. What trend do you wish would die?
14. How do you feel about the grunge movement of the early 90’s?
15. Your favorite Simpson’s episode?
16. Does your angst have a body count?
17. Do you watch foreign soap operas?
18. What’s your favorite flavor of liquid medicine?
19. Would you watch a celebrity death match that took place in an abandoned asylum where they could only use their fists, legs, teeth, ect.?
20. What’s your favorite hair metal band?
21. Someone tells you, “I’m sorry sir/m’am, but you can not piss in that bus stop.” What do you do?
22. How come you were pissing in the bus stop anyway?
23. When will it be your nice day for a white wedding?
24. How do you take you tea, love?
25. Ever think you’re another nationality?
26. What scares you more than anything else?
27. You’re the last person on a destroyed world that was hit by a neutron bomb. Now what?
28. I want to know the juicy details of what you did last summer.
29. Why would you get thrown in jail?
30. Where do you want to be buried?
31. What dead rock star do you mourn for?
32. Do you really have a life?
33. How do you feel about David Spade?
34. Alice Cooper?
35. The Pope?
36. Donald Trump?
37. Yourself?
38. What food would you do away with all together.
39. Are you on the highway to hell?
40. Well, if so, what are you driving?
41. Best Muppet?
42. Would you join the mafia, given the chance?
43. You been instructed to eat your heart out. Would you eat it out of a small cardboard box, plastic tray, dog bowl, or your hands?
44. How many times this week have you worn the color black?
45. Would you lick a random hottie on the street?
46. How many beers are left on your wall?
47. What’s in your perfect burrito?
48. What politician do you want to be murdered by?
49. And how?
50. Half way there, my chumpettes. What is your favorite British slang word?
51. Describe your ideal mate in painful detail. Not that painful, you pervs.
52. Who is the whore-ist whore of them all?
53. Do you actually take the time to white out your mistakes?
54. Make up a new word. Right now. Give a definition.
55. What will you name your pet zebra?
56. To Mohawk or not to Mohawk?
57. Come on now, what are sharpies really for?
58. If you were homeless, where would you live?
59. What is your crappy reality TV weakness?
60. Back to that pet Zebra, say you had four. It is now a BRITISH BAND! (See the mohawks?) What is the band’s name?
61. If you had a 90’s Alternative-techno-fusion-metal band [If such a thing exists…], what would it be called?
62. And its first album would be…?
63. Enough of this band business. You guys broke up anyway. Apparently the world is not ready for 90’s Alternative-techno-fusion-metal…So, which band member dies first and of what?
64. If you were President of the US, who would be in your cabinet?
65. Liquid eyeliner or pencil?
66. Guys with eyeliner are _____?
67. Do you know what’s funny about question 66?
68. I am ruler of a fascist DICTATIUM! And I am holding a benefit concert at the DICTATIUM STADIUM!!! Who’s playing?
69. You can burn any building you want. Which goes?
70. What would you do if you were a fascist dictator?
71. Describe the perfect sushi roll. C’mon. Make my mouth water. Even you funny little people who don’t eat it.
72. Ever been to California? Cus it’s quite pretty here.
73. MAC makeup has that stupid new Barbie line or whatever. Isn’t that just God Awful?
74. Have you ever tried thinking of 100 weird ass questions?
75. WHOO! 75, 75, 75!!! Are you going to continue? It may get scary.
76. I swear to Joey, guys, there’s something moving around my house…am I just paranoid?
77. (Oh, wait…it was just Mike…) How’s your pad looking on the paranormal front?
78. Copy and paste the following link (http://www.flickr.com/photos/44312732@N00/449078156/ ) Now, is she cute or scary?
79. Why do they keep bringing back old 80’s cartoon characters and modernizing them, such as Strawberry Shortcake?
80. Back to question 19, who would you like to see in that death match?
81. I am seriously dieing to know what become of the 90’s Alternative-techno-fusion-metal band. C’mon, what happened to you guys? Sell out and Sue Victoria Secret? Turn into aliens? Die? Vh1 wants to know.
82. How do you feel about the trendy-ness of anime and the like?
83. Guess, how old am I?
84. How old are YOU?
85. Aren’t these pretty birdies? http://www.flickr.com/photos/64693861@N00/449204753/
86. What is your favorite outfit that you own?
87. Your best friend has turned into the Incredible Hulk and is stealing all your limelight (You discovered cancer or something.) How do you react?
88. Great. Now your boy/girlfriend has turned into Jack the Ripper, and your best friend and it are starting a sitcom. Instead of getting you to play your self, they get frickin’ Pam Anderson. Now what do you do?
89. What did you to today? I want minute by minute.
90. So close. Oh dear God, so close…have you done this thing in intervals or straight through?
91. You dog Scrappy dragged home the dead, wet body of a victim in a VERY talked about murder case. Sadly, the murderer (who is in the Mafia) found out before the cops). Shit, NOW WHAT HAPPENS?
92. Aren’t I terrible? I’m making you be creative…HA. (Yes, you answer that question.)
93. M’kay…You wanna go down to Louisiana with me and get some good jambalaya?
94. Do you wanna be on Top? Da na na…
95. You know what show that’s from right?
96. Ever watch the Young Ones? It’s bloody wonderful, isn’t it?
97. What do you want from life?
98. You have realized by now that most of these questions are music related, right?
99. 99 Red Balloons by Nena- German or English Version?
100. What matters, anyway?
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