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"Custom Survey" by Allred
Question Your Answer
1. What's your name?
2. Where do you live?
3. Where do you go to school?
4. Where do you work?
5. Suburbs or city?
6. Or country?
7. Hobbies?
8. Music?
9. Three friends' names.
10. Straight/gay?
11. Are you depressed?
12. Are you hyper?
13. Are you angry?
14. Have you been in love?
15. Are you in love?
16. With who?
17. Do they know?
18. Are you a stalker?
19. Do you have any weird abilities?
20. What do you think about life?
21. Where do you go when you're not busy?
22. Do you party?
23. Do you smoke?
24. Do you drink?
25. Do you do drugs?
26. Do you laugh alot?
27. Are you outgoing or shy?
28. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
29. Have you ever thought about suicide?
30. Have you ever attempted suicide?
31. Have you ever been institutionalized?
32. On medication (for craziness?)
33. Do you know anybody who has?
34. What's your sun sign?
35. Do you believe in that sort of thing?
36. Is there a God?
37. Is there a devil?
38. Do you know who Siddhartha Gautama was?
39. Do you know who Lao-Tzu was?
40. Do you know what the Qaballah is?
41. Have you ever heard of Zoroastrianism?
42. Do you know who Anton Szandor LaVey was?
43. Do you think Jesus lived?
44. Do you think Jesus died?
45. Do you think Jesus was resurrected?
46. What do you think of people?
47. What do you think of relationships?
48. Would you like to be in a relationship (if you aren't already?)
49. What color hair do they have?
50. Do you know what color eyes they have?
51. Tell?
52. Do you think they would reciprocate?
53. Would you kill yourself if they didn't?
54. Would be sad if they didn't?
55. Do you think they do?
56. Cheer up!
57. Do you have a fetish?
58. Are you creepy?
59. Do you own binoculars?
60. Do you USE them?
61. Are you a godparent?
62. Have you ever seen a mountain?
63. The ocean?
64. New York City?
65. Sydney?
66. Montreal?
67. Houston?
68. Tokyo?
69. Berlin?
70. Do you like to travel?
71. Do you travel often?
72. Do you brush your teeth?
73. Shower?
74. Shave?
75. Your face?
76. Your mom?
77. Do you take baths?
78. Do you comb your hair?
79. Long or short?
80. On other people?
81. Bike?
82. Jog?
83. Lift Weights?
84. Ever flew an airplane?
85. Drive?
86. Own a car?
87. Own a train?
88. Are you paranoid?
89. About what?
90. Have you ever had an out of body experience?
91. A near death experience?
92. Have you ever felt that weird jerk when you're trying to get to sleep?
93. Do you think that's the soul trying to leave the body?
94. Have you ever been in a cult?
95. What do you think about cults?
96. What do you think about religion?
97. Have you ever heard of the Church of the SubGenius?
98. Are you a member?
99. Would you become a member?
100. Hail Bob?
101. Personality or looks?
102. Shy or outgoing?
103. Popular or normal?
104. Nice or mean?
105. Long-term or short-term?
106. Bush or Kerry?
107. Kerry or Dean?
108. Left or right?
109. Anarchy or totalitarianism?
110. Hitler or Che Guevara?
111. Gay marriage?
112. Abortion?
113. Capital punishment?
114. Corporal punishment?
115. Murder by Death?
116. Have you ever eaten chicken?
117. Have you ever died?
118. have you ever come back to life?
119. Have you ever had lice?
120. Have you ever had chicken pox?
121. Have you ever skydived?
122. Would you?
123. Have you ever slept beneath the stars?
124. Have you ever hiked?
125. Did you enjoy it?
126. City life or natural living?
127. Have you ever been depressed?
128. Clinically?
129. Have you ever cut yourself?
130. Have you ever stolen?
131. Have you betrayed a friend?
132. Have you been bitten by a dog?
133. Would you like to be?
134. Do you hate your family?
135. Do you love your family?
136. Are they weird?
137. Do they know it?
138. Are you weird too?
139. Do you know it?
140. Would you rather be weird or normal?
141. Are you posting this for a reason?
142. A particular person you want to read it?
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