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"quite a mix of questions" by pkc5478
Question Your Answer
1. name
2. age
3. how do you feel about existentialism?
4. are you a fan of Friedrich Nietzsche?
5. Mac or Dell?
6. Netscape, Internet Explorer, Mozilla Firefox, or Safari?
7. Last book you read and had a significant impact on you?
8. Have you ever been locked out of your house?
9. Have you ever read the communist manifesto?
10. what time is it?
11. who is your favorite comedian?
12. when did Columbus sail the ocean blue?
13. when was slavery abolished in the US?
14. do you know who Hammurabi is?
15. Are you an idiot?
16. are you excited for Resident Evil Extinction?
17. have you ever stepped on a dead animal?
18. If you're a boy have you ever worn girls underwear? if you're a girl have you ever worn boys underwear?
19. Have you ever lit a bag of crap on fire?
20. Have you ever thrown said bag of crap at someone's house?
21. Have you seen the Manchurian Candidate? The remake or the original?
22. Do you like Beck?
23. Can you play any instruments? If so, which?
24. Do you smoke cigarettes?
25. If so, what brand do you smoke?
26. On top or bottom?
27. have you ever gotten in a physical fight?
28. What is your Utopia?
29. Have you ever read anything by Ayn Rand?
30. What is your favorite album this year?
31. what year is it?
32. do you write in a journal?
33. what is your biggest obsession?
34. do you enjoy sonic youth?
35. what is the last concert you attended?
36. the last movie you saw?
37. why do you take surveys?
38. do you trim the bushes?
39. do you enjoy spending time by yourself?
40. what do you think about fatalism?
41. is money the root of all evil?
42. do you have an extensive vocabulary?
43. do you know what maudlin means?
44. are you that way?
45. what baffles you?
46. are you interested in philosophy?
47. would you like a frontal lobotomy?
48. are you the root of all evil?
49. i'm tired of typing are you?
50. what time is it now?
51. should this survey end here?
52. have you ever chipped a tooth?
53. do you like shakespeare?
54. do you think that perhaps he was a homosexual?
55. what's your orientation?
56. who's the last person you had sex with?
57. do you have homework you need to do?
58. do you prefer brand name or generic?
59. what's some of your hobbies?
60. have you ever slept on your roof?
61. do you enjoy climbing trees?
62. collecting rocks?
63. do you collect anything?
64. have you ever made up a survey?
65. do you like the Yeah Yeah Yeahs?
66. whose a worse rapper 50 cent or Kanye West? (trick question)
67. have you ever touched a cadaver?
68. are you cold?
69. where is toucan sam?
70. are you in debt?
71. have you ever gotten a cut on your genitals?
72. are you perverted?
73. am i?
74. do you like video games?
75. do you like to paint your nails black?
76. are you way out?
77. have you ever read anything by Stephen Hawkings?
78. are you a genius?
79. who is your favorite painter?
80. what do you find to be aesthetically pleasing?
81. are you interested in space?
82. what is the longest you have ever watched tv?
83. what is that sound in the background?
84. is it music?
85. a person?
86. who or what are you listening to?
87. do you believe in god?
88. who's better: the greek gods or the roman gods?
89. do you smoke pot?
90. bowls, bongs, joints, dutch's, or blunts?
91. do you like cigaweed?
92. do you agree with me that it sucks?
93. what is your ethnicity?
94. whats the most meaningful conversation you've ever had?
95. who was it with?
96. do you keep track of current affairs?
97. how do you feel about the main presidential candidates?
98. are you going to vote for that bitch Hillary?
99. are you a feminist? and yes guys you can be a feminist too
100. i think im really done are you?
101. does your hand hurt?
102. good night or good morning?
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