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"Questions You Haven't Been Asked Before - Finally!!!!" by Patricia Ann
Question Your Answer
Section I
1. Name a commercial that reminds you of being a kid.
2. Do you ever ask for paper in plastic at the grocery store?
3. What is the last state you were in besides your own?
4. Name a city in your own state that you have never been to.
5. What's the best "mountain" at Walt Disney World?
6. Do you ever speak in Ebonics?
7. Explain why you said yes or no to the last question.
8. Who is the very funniest comedian ever?
9. What hospital in your area would you most recommend for good treatment?
10. What two breeds of dog do you think would make a really great puppy?
Section II
11. Are themed parties overrated?
12. What section of the library do you find most interesting?
13. What mall is closest to your home?
14. The last roadtrip you took was from where to where?
15. Are home aquariums more trouble than they're worth?
16. Who cleans your carpets?
17. If you add together all the numbers in your birthdate (month, day, year) what number do you get?
18. Do you know anyone who has had plastic surgery?
19. Who is the best person you've ever "met" online?
20. What is the best local restaurant in your area?
Section III
21. Do you have a landline? If not, do you wish you did?
22. Were you ever on the roof of the World Trade Center?
23. Have you ever been on the Maid Of The Mist?
24. Do Coke and Pepsi really taste different to you?
25. If you could knock down one structure in your town, what would it be?
26. Name a street in your town that begins with the letter "C".
27. Describe your elementary school in 10 words or less.
28. What is the last musical you saw?
29. Who is the most versatile actor ever?
30. Do you own any vinyl records?
Section IV
31. Would you go down to see the Titanic if given the chance?
32. What is the greatest kids' show ever and why?
33. Name a relative who has a first name beginning with the letter "N".
34. You have one minute to grab everything you can in a supermarket - what do you grab?
35. The best album ever made is ______ because _________.
36. The worst love song ever made is _______ because __________.
37. Do you love cats?
38. Who is the best cartoon cat?
39. If you could rename Bart Simpson, what first name would you give him?
40. Have you ever seen the Hollywood sign in real life?
Section V
41. Do you ever nap and wake up and forget what day it is?
42. What's the name of the cemetery closest to your home?
43. What ocean is the most alluring to you?
44. Have you ever driven through rural South Carolina?
45. Did you ever see a scorpion in the wild?
46. The very best heavy metal band ever is ______ because _______.
47. The sappiest band ever is ______ because _________.
48. If you could have any candy right now, it would be what?
49. Do you like the taste of beer?
50. Why do people say that Chinese food often contains cat?
Section VI
51. Who is the best cartoon dog ever?
52. Do you wake up easily in the morning?
53. What time do you have to wake up tomorrow?
54. Do you think alarm clocks ringing could cause heart attacks in some people?
55. What is the best soap opera ever?
56. If you were a donut, what kind would you be? Why?
Section VII
57. Name your earliest mamory.
58. What is the newest thing you've learned?
59. Did you ever have to clean erasers in school?
60. Have you ever hallucinated something?
61. Do you type the proper way?*Have you ever typed on a manual typewriter?
62. Do you know shorthand?
63. Who are better neighbors? Canada or Mexico?
64. Are you deeply religious?
Section VIII
65. Name a state you have never been to, but would like to go to.
66. Name a state you have been to, but don't care if you ever go to again.
67. Do you think George W. Bush would be a nice neighbor?
68. What is the last board game you played?
69. Do you drink energy drinks? If yes, what kind?
70. What is the name of the bar closest to your home?
71. What was your maternal grandmother's first name?
72. What was your house number when you were 5?
73. Name a word that people use locally that outsiders probably can't pronounce.
74. Describe your world in 5 words.
75. Was this a pretty unique survey?
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