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"Survey Time" by Karebear311
Question Your Answer
1. Name:
2. Age:
3. Male or Female?
4. What is your favorite time of day?
5. Have you ever been in love?
6. How long was your longest relationship?
7. Why did it end?
8. Single or Taken?
9. Favorite Candy Bar?
10. Favorite TV show (past or present)?
11. What was the last thing you cooked?
12. What is your absolute favorite meal?
13. Have you ever masturbated at work or in a public place?
14. What color is your shirt (if you are wearing one)?
15. Are you wearing any jewelry - if so what?
16. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character?
17. What is your favorite meat?
18. Do you have a dirty mind?
19. If you were stuck on a deserted island - what 3 things would you bring to survive?
20. Do you have a crush on someone - if so, who?
21. Do you ever want to get married?
22. Do you have a photo of yourself on you right now, other than your driver's license?
23. What is the ringtone on your cell phone?
24. How many times does your home phone ring before the answering machine picks up?
25. Can you do a split?
26. What is your favorite sexual position?
27. Have you ever had sex in public, if so, where?
28. What is your favorite gadget on a Swiss Army Knife?
29. How many watches do you own?
30. How much cash do you have on you right now?
31. Who was the last person you kissed?
32. If you could have sex anywhere and not get caught, where would it be?
33. What is your favorite Barn Yard animal?
34. Have you ever been cow tipping?
35. Who is your favorite NASCAR driver?
36. Have you ever seen your parents naked?
37. What is your favorite number?
38. What's the most you ever won from a lottery scratch ticket?
39. Do you play an instrument, if so, what?
40. Fork, Spoon, or Knife, what is your favorite piece of silverware and why?
41. What's your favorite radio station?
42. When dining at a restaurant, do you prefer a table or booth?
43. Do you own a Staples "Easy Button"?
44. Who is number 1 on your speed dial?
45. Would you ever wear a pocket protector?
46. Have you ever driven up to an ATM machine backwards so your friend can use it without getting out of the car?
47. Have you ever held a friends hair back while they puked?
48. Have you ever tripped on nothing at all?
49. When was the last time you got food on your shirt and what was it?
50. Do you use a pouf in the shower; if so what color is it?
51. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you want?
52. What is you current living situation?
53. When was the last time you masturbated?
54. Who is you bestest friend in the whole world?
55. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be?
56. Have you ever been fired from a job?
57. Who do you think should be the next president?
58. What do you do for a living?
59. What's the strangest thing you have ever eaten, and how was it?
60. If you had a choice to eat only one food for the rest of your life what would it be?
61. If you could change your name what would you change it to?
62. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day what would you do?
63. If you could have any job in the world what would it be?
64. If you could change one aspect of your life what would you change?
65. What is your dream vacation?
66. What is your dream car?
67. If you had $1,000 and could only spend it in one store, what store would it be?
68. If you had to choose between living for another month in complete happiness and then dying, or living another 30 years struggling by, what would you choose?
69. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs or have to drink all liquids using a thimble?
70. Would you rather find your parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex?
71. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh?
72. Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or a hot poor person?
73. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or dress like Richard Simmons the rest of your life?
74. Would you rather never fall in love or never have sex?
75. Would you rather have a hot face and an ugly body or a hot body and an ugly face?
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