Return to SurveyMachine home

This survey has been rated as Mature Audiences and may contain objectionable content.

To continue to the survey click this button:

"Crayons in the Courtyard" by Lead Cackle
Question Your Answer
1. Should toilet paper be pulled from under or over the roll
2. What would you do if a midget jumped out from behind a bush and threw a cheeseburger at you
3. What is that stain on the couch
4. Which band is more gay - Cradle of Filth or GWAR
5. Would you rather go sledding or ride a computer chair down an icy driveway
6. Trolls or leprechauns
7. Do you ever sleep hanging upside down
8. Favorite color Post-It note
9. AMX or Crestron
10. Has butter ever slipped off your toast
11. If you were a dragon would you breathe fire or sell dishwashers
12. Plastic or metal handled scissors
13. Worst Food Network personality
14. How many humps do you think a camel should REALLY have
15. Sporks or shants
16. If you had to chew your own leg off would you start near the top or bottom
17. Do you prefer squirrels with their skin on or off
18. Dani Filth or Bobi Dirt
19. Have you ever eaten a jello shot with a pirate hook
20. Would you rather have one, two or three or four nipples
21. Whats your favorite part of Chex Mix
22. Mister Cuddles or Mister Subwoofer
23. What is the OTHER white meat
24. Tony Danza or a lounge chair
25. Should jalapeno poppers be stuffed with cream cheese or cheddar cheese
26. Which of the seven deadly sins is the most fun
27. How do you feel about water balloons
28. Eye patches or peg legs
29. Black metal or death metal
30. Raytard chopping with a knife or you stabbing her with a knife
31. Have you ever been abducted by aliens
32. Is Jess motoring more than you
33. Do you know the muffin man
34. Is Bassinet of Dirt an awesome name for a band
35. Would you rather have a pet that was half pengiun/half cat or one that was half lizard/half cow
36. Do you go door to door singing Xmas carols on Halloween
37. What comes to mind when I say 'blender'
38. Subway or Quiznos
39. Which power tool would you chase somebody with
40. Have you ever seen a cat named Connie eat with chopsticks
41. Disco balls, beach balls or meat balls
42. Do the nordic winds blow in Fredneck
43. True or false: You are retarded if you own a black Honda Civic
44. Did you ever see the evil Count Gorgonzola chasing you thru the barren trees in your crystal ball
45. Have you ever flexed your sunroof at innocent, unsuspecting people in their own home
46. Have you ever made a ghost out of a tampon
47. Do you hear black metal downstairs
48. Ninjas, pirates or gangsters
49. What color socks are you wearing today
50. A whole pound of bacon of half a pound of bacon
51. Bedknobs or broomsticks
52. Does your birthday suit need ironed
53. Do you think Mario got it on with the princess after he saved her sorry ass
54. You're stranded in the wilderness with your friends. Who do you eat first
55. If you tried to sell your soul, would anyone buy it
56. Ear wax or candle wax
57. When is the last time you licked a battery
58. What is the closest thing to you that is orange
59. Would you rather smell like broccoli or have pants made out of broccoli
60. Try to type 'Feather crusted pizza dough with a side of extra basket' with your eyes closed
Did you like this survey?