| 1. What do you think of Valentine's Day? |
I think it's a tight excuse to eat a **** load of candy, get new jewelry, and flowers. What's not to love? |
| 2. Who will you be spending the day with this year? |
One of my guy friends :) |
| 3. Will you be sending out Valentine's Day cards? |
Probably not! |
| 4. Do you believe in.... Cupid? |
**** in A |
| 5. Has he ever stabbed you with an arrow? |
Too many times |
| 6. What body part does he usually stab? |
He stabs me right in the aorta |
| 7. Will you receive a gift on V day? |
I hope so :( |
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| 8. Will you give a gift to anyone? |
Yeah I try to hook everyone up...if not I just give free hugs :) |
| 9. Do you think the day is a waste of time? |
No I think it's sweet you know...even if you dont have a valentine its still pretty tight. |
| 10. A corporate holiday? |
Hmmmm maybe a little bit |
| 11. Do you think it's a corporate holiday, but still like it? |
I don't really give a **** my friend |
| 12. Are you excited about possible Apple announcements on Valentine's Day? |
Apple? What? |
| 13. Watching any Valentine movies? |
Ohh you know probably hit up some Dirty Dancing so I can dance in my living room with Patrick Swayze and Jenifer Grey. |
| 14. Would you rather get flowers, or chocolate? |
Hmmm probably flowers cuz I already got lots of candy. Stargazers please :) |
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| 15. Do you have a Valentine this year? |
Of course! Mr. Bojangles my little puppy |
| 16. Do you have a "sweetheart" or a Valentine? |
What the **** is a sweetheart? Ahhh I don't really care. |
| 17. ....Does your Valentine know they're your Valentine? |
Yeah he sports the red rocket haha. |
| 18. Pink, white, or red: |
Pink |
| 19. A bubble bath, a dozen red roses, or a heart shaped cake? |
All of the above. That sounds like such a chronic combination. A bubble bath with a dozen roses while being served heart shaped cake by my slave lover. MMMMmmmm |
| 20. Or do you think all of the above are really, really lame? |
I love them all! And if you say they're lame you're a **** . Yeah that's what I said. |
| 21. Would you rather just have chicken and beer? |
Yeah that'd be chronic too in a bubble bath full of whiskey being fed chicken and beer haha. |
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| 22. Ever broken up on VDay? |
Actually no I don't think I ever have? |
| 23. What has been your worst Valentine celebration ever? |
One year my boyfriend forgot Valentines day and went out and got drunk and didn't call me :( |
| 24. What has been your best Valentine celebration ever? |
Hmmm one year i drank vodka with the boyfriend and he gave me a dozen roses and chocolates |
| 25. Does VDay usually just make you depressed? |
No way even if i don't have a valentine |
| 26. How about them candy hearts? |
Yeah they taste like pepto bismo |
| 27. Have you ever thought about how much sugar is in them? |
Dude like I give a **** |
| 28. Give your Valentine vegetables this year and you'll have many more Valentine's days in the future. |
You are one lame ass |
| 29. Any final thoughts? |
Yeah V-day is gonna be tits! |