| 1. THE BASICS... Name? |
Shawna. |
| 2. Gender? |
male. |
| 3. Sexuality? |
homosexual. |
| 4. Age? |
73 |
| 5. Height? |
2'4". |
| 6. Weight? |
478 |
| 7. Eye color? |
purple. |
| 8. Hair color? |
blue. |
| 9. Race? |
black. |
| 10. Piercings? |
many. |
| 11. Where? |
*wink* |
| 12. Tattoos? |
*wink* squared. |
| 13. YOUR CRUSH... How long have you known this person? |
since I died. |
| 14. How did you meet this person? |
in H-E-LL. |
| 15. What made you like him/her? |
they're ugly. |
| 16. Does (s)he have any piercings? |
all over. |
| 17. Does (s)he have any tattoos? |
oh yes. |
| 18. Smoker or nonsmoker? |
smoker. |
| 19. Favorite thing about this person? |
low-life. |
| 20. Does (s)he know you like him/her? |
oh yes. |
| 21. Does (s)he like you, too? |
so obsessed. |
| 22. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE... Color? |
t.v. |
| 23. Flower? |
green. |
| 24. Type of pants? |
skirt. |
| 25. Type of shoes? |
socks. |
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| 26. Tv show? |
t.v. dinner. |
| 27. Song? |
Will & Grace. |
| 28. Movie? |
Laguna Beach. |
| 29. Food? |
bubble bath. |
| 30. Game? |
boys. |
| 31. Candy? |
weed. |
| 32. Book? |
Titanic. |
| 33. Place to go? |
website. |
| 34. Website? |
Blue's Clues. |
| 35. THIS OR THAT... Burger King or McDonald's? |
Wendy's. |
| 36. Subway or Firehouse Subs? |
Arby's. |
| 37. KFC or Popeye's? |
McDonalds. |
| 38. Pizza Hut or Domino's? |
Papa Johns. |
| 39. Chocolate or vanilla? |
strawberry. |
| 40. PINK TEAM OR BLUE TEAM? |
red team. |
| 41. White or black? |
grey. |
| 42. Dark or light? |
dim. |
| 43. Right or left? |
up. |
| 44. Wet or dry? |
moist. |
| 45. Cold or hot? |
warm. |
| 46. Sunny or rainy? |
cloudy. |
| 47. On or off? |
under. |
| 48. Top or bottom? |
sideways. |
| 49. Up or down? |
flying. |
| 50. Against a wall or against a door? |
on the floor. |
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| 51. In the closet or out? |
one foot in, one foot out. |
| 52. Covered or uncovered? |
both. |
| 53. Radio or cd? |
8-track. |
| 54. Sony PSP or Nintendo DS Lite? |
PS2. |
| 55. AIM or MSN? |
AOL. |
| 56. Laptop or desktop? |
iPOD. |
| 57. Private or public? |
catholic. |
| 58. Rich or poor? |
middle-class. |
| 59. Love or money? |
lust. |
| 60. Sharp or dull? |
pointy. |
| 61. Hard or soft? |
mushy. |
| 62. Thick or thin? |
pleasantly plump. |
| 63. Long or short? |
small. |
| 64. Water or fire? |
grass. |
| 65. Crayola or Rose Art? |
Bic. |
| 66. Emails or letters? |
IM's. |
| 67. Sidekick or Blackberry? |
ENv. |
| 68. Prepaid or monthly? |
yearly. |
| 69. MTV or BET? |
TBS. |
| 70. LAST... Picture you took? |
naked. |
| 71. Thing you bought? |
condoms. |
| 72. Person you talked to? |
God. |
| 73. Person you called? |
The Devil. |
| 74. Person who called you? |
Your mom. |
| 75. Text message you received? |
Let's get naked. |
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| 76. Text message you sent? |
Allright. |
| 77. Clothes you wore? |
never. |
| 78. Type of underwear you wore? |
nothing. |
| 79. Thing you said? |
Oh baby. |
| 80. Show you watched? |
porn. |
| 81. Place you went? |
Playboy Mansion. |
| 82. Thought you had? |
sexual thoughts** |
| 83. Dream you had? |
wet. |
| 84. HOW MANY DO YOU OWN? Cell phones? |
18 |
| 85. TVs? |
1,000 |
| 86. Computers? |
none + 1. |
| 87. Dvd players? |
0. |
| 88. VCRs? |
3 |
| 89. CDs? |
0.5 |
| 90. DVDs? |
none. |
| 91. Pairs of shoes? |
shoes are for sissies. |
| 92. Belts? |
belts are for losers. |
| 93. Watches? |
bandanas. |
| 94. Rings? |
bracelet. |
| 95. Necklaces/chains? |
earrings. |
| 96. Bracelets/wristbands? |
anklets. |
| 97. AND FINALLY... Do you regret taking this survey? |
oh yes. |
| 98. Are you glad it's almost over? |
no. |
| 99. Would you do it all over again? |
yea. |
| 100. Will you post it on your page? |
hell no. |