| 1. Do you like having your picture taken? Why? |
WHATEVER |
| 2. Do you drink soda? |
SODA IS TO DRINK NOT FOR BOOZ |
| 3. Do you believe in yourself? |
ABSOLUTLEY |
| 4. What's the most common name you know? |
MIKE |
| 5. Who annoys you? |
G.W. BUSH |
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| 6. Explain your political beliefs. |
IM TRYIN TO JUMP START THE MEXICAN REVOLUTION |
| 7. Have you ever beat someone up? |
ME?!? NOOOOOO |
| 8. Your best friend: |
I ONLY KEEP THE BEST AS FRIENDS |
| 9. Would you drop out of school or quit your job? |
IVE DONE BOTH |
| 10. Mints or chewing gum? |
GUM |
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| 11. Is it Pet's Mart or Pet Smart? |
WHO GIVES A **** |
| 12. Do you believe in magic? |
MAGIC JOHNSON. HE DONT EVEN GOT AIDS ANYMORE!` |
| 13. Do you get along with your parents? |
YES IN A REAL WAY |
| 14. You're having a bad day. Who do you want to talk to? |
SHE DONT **** WIT ME ANYMORE |
| 15. Do you have a boyfriend? |
NO YOU FAG!! IM A MUTHA **** N MAN |
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| 16. What store would you choose to max out a credit card? Why? |
IS THE CREDIT CARD MINE OR SOMEONE ELSES? |
| 17. Have you ever been hit on by the same sex? |
UNFORTUNATLY YES |
| 18. Do you personally know any bums? |
I USED TO. |
| 19. Have you ever been in a movie? |
NO |
| 20. Fridays or Ruby Tuesdays? |
FRIDAYS BY DEFAULT. IVE NEVER BEEN TO RUBY TUES. |
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