| 1. What do you think of Valentine's Day? |
honestly, its a Hallmark holiday. i really cant think of too many good ones that i've had. love is a fleeting emotion!! |
| 2. Who will you be spending the day with this year? |
my fellow staff members at N Club and whomever might want to come out and drink. COME AND SEE ME TONIGHT DAMNIT!! |
| 3. Will you be sending out Valentine's Day cards? |
no...nor do i send out xmas cards or cards for your birthday. if i knew your address, id just be sitting in your bushes!! heh heh heh |
| 4. Do you believe in.... Cupid? |
nope....i dont really believe in flying babies that shoot love tipped darts. if i ever saw him, id turn him into Social Services. parents shouldnt let their kids fly around half naked and shoot people on a whim!! |
| 5. Has he ever stabbed you with an arrow? |
YES! im still gettin over it too.........slowly but surely. i need somebody new to attract my attention. COULD YOU BE IT!???!!??!? |
| 6. What body part does he usually stab? |
the head. my loins generally dont burn for anyone. unfortunately, things just keep running through my head. good and bad!! |
| 7. Will you receive a gift on V day? |
i dont think so. i got my cell phone bill, so i know SPRINT loves me. i just hope i dont get herpes lol |
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| 8. Will you give a gift to anyone? |
Hopefully, I can give some girl a "Peral Necklace". YEAH....I SAID IT!! |
| 9. Do you think the day is a waste of time? |
yes. it either makes me sad or poor. neither of which are a good option! |
| 10. A corporate holiday? |
Hallmark yes.......IBM no |
| 11. Do you think it's a corporate holiday, but still like it? |
no........actually, i wish we could get rid of it along with Flag Day, Easter and President's Day |
| 12. Are you excited about possible Apple announcements on Valentine's Day? |
no, i have a PC and i dont own an IPOD. so Apple sux!! |
| 13. Watching any Valentine movies? |
no, but i might watch a documetary. Al Capone in the St. Valentine's Day Massacre lol |
| 14. Would you rather get flowers, or chocolate? |
chocolate. flowers will die, but i can poo out chocolate. |
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| 15. Do you have a Valentine this year? |
my Right hand. i call her Richina and shes awesome. unfortunately, she gets a little beat up at work from opening beers, but thank god for my big **** pump-action bottle of lotion!! |
| 16. Do you have a "sweetheart" or a Valentine? |
i have a dog and a rabbit. if you wanna be my valentine, my pants size is 34x34, large shirts with a 17.5 inch neck and size 12 shoe. |
| 17. ....Does your Valentine know they're your Valentine? |
i guess. shes attached at my wrist. when i tell her 5 friends to wiggle, they do it!! lol |
| 18. Pink, white, or red: |
RED is for my eyes, my ketchup shirt and BLOOD!! i dont really do pink, but i am wearing a white shirt!! |
| 19. A bubble bath, a dozen red roses, or a heart shaped cake? |
FAT KIDS LOVE CAKE!! |
| 20. Or do you think all of the above are really, really lame? |
the cake is always cool. the bubble bath is cool if i have someone to take it with me. flowers just suck as a present!! |
| 21. Would you rather just have chicken and beer? |
Chicken is always good. Beer sux!! Ill settle for liquor and chicken though or valium and chicken. |
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| 22. Ever broken up on VDay? |
YES. if you have read any of my past enteries of this week, you already got the story. lets just say that some little girls are so spoiled!! |
| 23. What has been your worst Valentine celebration ever? |
last year, i got my valentine all kinds of **** and she didnt even make me a card. oops, that sounded like our anniversary too lol |
| 24. What has been your best Valentine celebration ever? |
Im still waiting on that one. hopefully, tonight i make a lot of money and have a dirty 3-sum. doubt it, but its alll about having dreams!! |
| 25. Does VDay usually just make you depressed? |
YES. IM **** ING DEPRESSED RIGHT NOW!! |
| 26. How about them candy hearts? |
They are so gross. theyre bad for your teeth and they always have the dumbest slogans on them. 100% pure sugar. |
| 27. Have you ever thought about how much sugar is in them? |
yeah, but if it werent for sugar.....i wouldnt be this sweet!! |
| 28. Give your Valentine vegetables this year and you'll have many more Valentine's days in the future. |
ill give my valentine a carrot to shove in her "you know where" |
| 29. Any final thoughts? |
its another valentine's day that ill spend alone. i used to love holidays, but i now know that love isnt for me. ive met a lot of women in my life, but none have been able to lock me down. i dont ask for much out of a relationship. i just wish it wasnt so difficult to find someone that i am compatiable with. someday..........SOMEDAY!! |