| 1. Do you think that it is possible that you have a soulmate out there who you have yet to meet? |
Likely, I haven't met him yet, otherwise I was screwed with a **** ty one. |
| 2. Do you believe it is possible to be in love with 2 different people at the same exact time? |
I do. |
| 3. Why do you think it is that bad things happen to good people? |
I don't think that. I think bad things happen to everyone. It's called life, |
| 4. Did you ever wonder what your pets are thinking when they look at you with those puppy dog eyes? |
All the time. But usually I bet it's something like "Mom!! GET OFF THE COMPUTER!!!" |
| 5. Is there something or someone you use as an outlet to vent when you think you might explode? |
not really. I'd rather implode |
| 6. Ever wish you could crawl into a dark black hole and disappear from the world for a while? |
Yup. |
| 7. If your significant other really wanted to visit a nudist colony would you go with him? |
Nope. |
| 8. What about a swingers club? Are you the slightest bit curious about what goes on in those? |
Nope, not at all. |
| 9. Do you believe in God, some higher power or nothing at all? |
I believe in the all mighty Pete! |
| 10. What do you think are the main things that need to be done in order to keep the romance alive in relationships? |
Show love |
| 11. If you cheated on your partner but were never found out, and then randomly years later your partner asks if you have ever been unfaithful do you tell the truth or do you lie? |
Wouldn't happen to begin with. I would rather break up with some one then cheat on them. |
| 12. In your teen years, did you feel the need to change who you were to fit in and if so, what made the ones you wanted to fit in with so important that you were willing to compromise your integrity to be in their group? |
Bad Sarah!! Was told to smoke or she wouldn't be cool! |
| 13. Were you the type who threw wild parties in high school or were you more often going to wild parties somewhere else? |
I threw one only and went to one... more of the casual hanger outer, |
| 14. Did you grow up in a town where you were judged based on money and the car you drove or do you come from a more down to earth, less snobby part of town? |
Nope. I grew up in St. Vital before all the posh new houses were built. |
| 15. Do you get a pang of jealousy when you find out that someone you know, and do not like very much, gets something that you have wanted for as long as you can remember? |
Nope. Good on them. |
| 16. If your partner has an affair while in a committed relationsip with you, do you seek revenge on him, on her or the both of them and if so, by what means to you take your revenge? |
I did steal our cat and told him I never wanted to see him again, then ditched the chick. |
| 17. When your partner eventually wants forgiveness, would you be able to forgive him for the way in which he wronged you or do you show him the door without having to give it a second thought? |
Depends... for something as bad as cheating show him the door. Anything else I would liekly forgive. |
| 18. When you have chilsren of your own, how do you feel you will discipline them and do you feel it is okay to use spankings as a form of discipline? |
I grew up with spanking and I don't see an issue with it. Just have to know when to draw the line. |
| 19. Have you ever gotten lost driving around in a vehicle that had on-star? |
None of my vehicles had on star. And teh ones I have driven I never got lost. |
| 20. Have you ever used any form of drug and if so, which was your drug of choice and do you still use it? If not, do you miss it at all? |
I have done a few. Likely would only do natural ones in the future. If that. |
| 21. Do you actually like the taste of alcohol? What is it about being drunk that makes you want to do it as often as possible? |
I do like the taste of some alchohol, And I like to feel brave and uncaring of consequences. |
| 22. Are you always completely honest with your friends or do you agree with me when I say some things are better left unsaid to protect the innocent? |
I am generally one of the most honest people I know... that said, some things do not need to be mentioned. |
| 23. You are visiting your best friend to finally meet her fiance and it turns out that you and the fiance have an almost undeniable chemistry between you, do you allow anything to happen? |
Hard call.... if it will ruin their marriage years later it better be ended sooner. Especially if my friend is marring Vin Diesel for some reason. Then that **** has to go! |
| 24. Have you ever gotten so wrapped up in your own lies that you lost sight of what the truth was in the first place? |
Ummmm.... no... except some times I like to tell very outrageous stories, and years later I believe they did happen. Like the time I was killed at the floodway. |
| 25. I'm bringing sexy back. Tell me one fad that you are bringing back. |
I want to bring back the Shirt Tales |
| 26. Please explain to me why a "god" or a "higher power" would allow the must unspeakable forms of violence and abuse happen to the most innocent of all, the children. |
Can't explain something that I don't believe. Sorry. |
| 27. Do you believe that we are all part of some master plan or that we are free thinkers choosing our own destiny? Do you find it easy to believe or hard to believe that we may indeed be living a life that was already predetermined for us? |
Nope. It's all us. |
| 28. If your partner was spending too much time on a video game and you wanted his attention would you stand in front of him naked or would you rather throw the video system to the curb? |
I would throw the video system at him! But I have also been know to sit ther and annoy him until he quits. |
| 29. Do you believe that sometime in the span of our lives we may actually have hover boards and cars that fly through the air? |
Sure, if some one can think of how to do it, why not. |
| 30. If you were trying to catch a flesh eating shark which of your friends would you throw in the water to use as bait? |
hard call.... There are some many to choose from.....I think instead of throwing one friend I would suggest we all cut off a limb to throw in the water. |
| 31. When you have an argument with your partner who usually gives in first? |
Me, because I'm lame that way. |
| 32. Do you sometimes give in just for the sake of ending an argument that has already gone on for too long? |
Nope. i will fight and fight and fight even when I know I'm wrong hee hee |
| 33. Does it annoy you when something from the past gets dredged up that has absolutely nothing to do with anything that is happening in your life at the moment? |
Yup... completely. Been there done that. Bastards! |
| 34. At this moment are you holding in a really juicy secret that you just want to spill? |
Not so much. I'm bad with secrets. |
| 35. Are there any skeletons in your closet that you fear may one day reappear one day? |
Nope. I'm a good girl. |
| 36. Are you ashamed of anything you have done in the past? If so, why do you think you did the things you are now ashamed of? |
Somewhat... not really ashamed, not really regretful... but kind of. |
| 37. The one person you were in love with for the better part of your life tracks you down and admits that you were the one he let get away. You are in a relationship with someone else but you have never let your first love go. What do you do? |
Choose one. |
| 38. How long can you live a lie before the lie becomes your reality? |
Not long. When I was like 10 I told my friends parents that my Dad was a cop.... they realized I was fibbing right away. |
| 39. What purpose are we serving by living a life that is eventually going to be taken from us anyway? |
For **** s and giggles. |
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| 40. Do you live your life afraid of the unknown or are you willing to embrace it? |
I like unknown. |
| 41. Has there ever been a point in your life where you wanted to give up and what gave you the strength to keep going? |
Yup. |
| 42. Do you ever cry for no reason and if so, do you feel better afterwards even though there was nothing wrong to begin with? |
Yup. |
| 43. Ever wonder how some people have the audacity to say they are better than someone else when they do not even know the person they are judging? |
They think they are the best. That's ok, let them live on their high horse as long as it doesn't hurt anyone. And if it does hurt some one, let me know. I will throw a rock at them. |
| 44. Ever want to know just how cuckoo the chocolate bird would go for just one more cocoa puff? |
Nope. I would do the same for one more peice of chocolate. |
| 45. How do you eat a bowl of lucky charms? |
I don't. I don't but that kind of cereal. |
| 46. Tell me some things about yourself that you actually are a little bit embarrassed to say you do. |
I go to bed early, I talk to my mammels way too much.... I like my chicken almost raw,,,, |
| 47. If you love the one you are with but the sex has gotten so boring and routine that you have no interest at all, what are you going to do to change that? |
not sure. Play games. |
| 48. Have you ever just put a lot of big words together, not even knowing the meaning of them, just to make yourself sound more intelligent or impressive? |
Oh yeah, everyday. My buddy from works looks forward to conversations with me because of that, and because I make up real sounding words. |
| 49. Don't you agree that other people will always initially judge you by one thing or another even while claiming that they are not that kind of person? |
For sure, I would do the same. |
| 50. Have you ever lost touch with a friend you were once extremely close with because you just got too busy to be bothered? |
Yup, many times. But if they were really close friends we will meet up again. |
| 51. Do you ever think that your problems are more important than anyone else's? |
Everyone's problems are important to themselves. But.... seeing I am the most important person in the world... I would have to say mine rank pretty high. |
| 52. Valentine's Day is coming up and you a fairy comes to you telling you that for one night you can take your love wherever you choose, do whatever you want and money is no object, what are you going to plan? |
Boo hoo... I have no love... rub it in **** !! But if I did.... camping in a cool far away place would rock. |
| 53. Do you think a person can live happily alone for an entire lifetime or do you believe that love is what makes the ride worthwhile? |
Many people are happy alone, so sure. |
| 54. Do you ever look back on the time in your life when you were so naive and want to slap yourself for the things that made you feel like the world was ending? In hindsight, don't you wish those were your biggest worries now? |
Ha ha ha, totally! High school problems are so petty. |
| 55. Do you finally realize that most of what our parents warned us about growing up really was for our own good? Don't you want to kick yourself for not listening to them sometimes? |
I mostly listened... but barely had any warnings. Only got a warning about smoking. And damn, I wish I never started. |
| 56. Do you think you get unfairly judged by the people you surround yourself with? |
Nope. |
| 57. When you are ready to get married, how important is it to you to like their family or is it a non-issue for you? |
Depends, if they are very family oriented it should be very important. If they see their family once a year or so it isn't that big of a deal. It is always nice to have a relationship with inlaws. |
| 58. Do you think Webster really made up all of those words and definitions in the dictionary? |
Nope. |
| 59. If a genie came to make you a fly on the wall, tell me where you are going and what you are listening to. |
That is spying! Bad fly! |
| 60. Are you comfortable in your own skin or do you maybe want to wear someone else's once in a while? |
My skin is itchy sometimes in winter. |
| 61. Do you believe Notebook type romances happen or do you think it happens only in the movies? |
I wish one would happen to me. Then I could make a movie about it... then have Zombies eat everyone. Cool! |
| 62. What is the one thing from your past that you still carry guilt around over? Do you think it will ever go away? |
Nope. It's there for life. |
| 63. Did you have a happy childhood or was it more pain and hard times than smiles? |
Compared to some it was happy, |
| 64. Do you find fault in your parents for something that you have done? |
Yup. |
| 65. How easy is it for you to admit when you are wrong and apologize? |
Once I get the fight out and get proven wrong, then I am ok admitting I was wrong. |
| 66. Did she have a privileged upbringing or did you family struggle to make ends meet and either way, how did you feel about that? |
Struggled... but some of it was privilidge. I wasn't beaten or made to eat cat food for dinner, so it must have been ok. |
| 67. You go through a drive through and pay with a $20 and get a $100 bill in return. Do you tell them they made an error or do you take the money are run? |
Yup. |
| 68. Do you have any words of wisdom or favorite quotes that have become words you live by? |
Nope! I have no wisdom |
| 69. Are we going to agree when I say that blow pops are far better than tootsie pops and you can get to the gum center quicker? |
I like tootsies better then the cheap **** gum in blow pops. |
| 70. Be honest, does it turn you on to think about all the naughty things you could be doing if you weren't so shy? |
Some times. |
| 71. You are in the middle of hot, steamy love making when the condom breaks and the only ones you have left expired a year ago, but this has been the hottest sex you have ever had, what do you do? |
Use the expired. |
| 72. Did you ever have a babysitting job? If so, isn't it so true that the main reason we babysat at all was to be able to raid all the snacks in the house? |
Oh, I love snacks!!!! And yes!! |
| 73. Do you ever wonder why Vanna White has not aged in the past 20 years? |
She has aged lots! What are you talking about??? |
| 74. Aren't you a little concerned over the fact that you once owned a Tiffany or Debbie Gibson CD? It's ok to admit it. |
I didn't own either... I did have a Tiffany record and still listen to it all the mine |
| 75. Do you know every lyric to Ice, Ice Baby? How about the Fresh Prince theme song? |
Know both and love both! |
| 76. If you are constantly trying hard to fit in somewhere, ever think that maybe you just don't fit there? |
I don't care if I fit in. |
| 77. Does everything happen for a reason or does it happen to screw with our minds? |
It just happens. |
| 78. Have you ever called 867-5309 just to see if Jenny would answer? |
no, no clue who Jenny is. |
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| 79. How many times have you called 911 just to see how fast it would take for the police to show up? |
Never....I had it called on one of my parties though, and they showed up mighty quick. |
| 80. Can you honestly say that you have never stole money from the bank when playing Monopoly? |
Never. I am always banker because I hate it when people steal. |
| 81. In the movie Dirty Dancing, isn't the best part when he says nobody puts Baby in the corner? |
Oooh, how sweet was that? |
| 82. Do you ever get the urge to play the right left right right left game in the car just to see where you might end up? |
Nope. |
| 83. Did you ever feel like really harming your dogs because they just won't stop barking? |
When Pika was younger she barked alot!!!! I got very mad at her! she got a few spankings, but nothing to hard. I smack her harder when we are playing. |
| 84. Do you ever get that not so fresh feeling and if so, how do you resolve that issue? |
Ummm, it's called showering or removing the dead mouse. |
| 85. Which is worse, saying nothing and wishing you had or saying too much and wishing you had not? |
Saying too much. I do that a lot. |
| 86. What one place in the world do you feel the most at home and at peace? |
The cabin by myself reading or having a drink on the deck. |
| 87. What is the one thing that you could not live without now that you know it exists? |
Not sure... lots of things, puppies, love, money, unicorns |
| 88. Do you go to the gym just to say you went to the gym or do you actually work out when you are there? |
Never been to the gym |
| 89. Have you ever wanted to get physical with some random hottie and not ever know what his name is? |
Ha ha... yeah. |
| 90. If you meet a guy who is ugly as sin but has the sexiest voice you have ever heard, do you think you could get turned on if you kept your eyes shut the entire time and just listened to the sound of his voice? |
No way. Your eyes can't be closed for ever. |
| 91. Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't. Ever have that problem? |
Yup. |
| 92. Did you hear that Snickers really satisfies? |
I liek snickers Crunch |
| 93. What would you do for a Klondike bar? |
Pay money for one. |
| 94. Do you ever run through a grassy field in slow motion just to do it? |
No, but I do like the slow walk with other peopel. Like in movies.... Reservoir Dogs for one. |
| 95. Do you ever wonder why dogs bark when the wind blows? Isn't it annoying? |
It is annoying when my neighbours dog barks when the wind blows. I took down my chime outside and a plastic bag in the tree to stop some of it. |
| 96. Admit it. You secretly desire to be a World Wrestling superstar. |
Nope. |
| 97. Ok. If not then definitely one of those Diva chicks. |
Hell no! My friends are Diva's that more then enough for me. (That goes for Kitty and Shaniqua) |
| 98. Did you ever find out why glue doesn't stick to the inside of a bottle? |
Is that true??? Never tried it and probably won't either. |
| 99. Why do you think they call them hot dogs when they actually come from pigs and not dogs? |
I like hot turkeys. |
| 100. When you are in a chinese restaurant and hear a cat's meow, do you get a little nervous? |
No, because it is usually coming from my Dad. |
| 101. Cheese is mold and we eat it right? And no one gets sick from it. So, with that being said, do you ever have the urge to taste a little piece of mold off of something ancient in your fridge just to see if by chance it tastes like cheese? |
Nope. I don't liek green food. |
| 102. Do you think George Washington really chopped down cherry trees or do you think that someone made it up and it just kind of stuck? |
Never heard of that, but ok, lets say he chopped down one and the rest was lies. |
| 103. I agree that white lies are okay to tell every so often but how many white lies do you think it takes before it becames just as bad as a regular lie? |
Only a couple. |
| 104. Do you have ill will towards men that think that stay at home mother's do nothing all day but eat bon bons? |
I would love to stay at home and eat bon bons! |
| 105. How about men that cheat on their wives and then try to make it out to be like it was the woman's fault they cheated? |
It is the cheaters fault. |
| 106. Which do you think came first, the pickle or the cucumber? |
Well seeing you need a cuke to make a pickle I will go with Pickle. |
| 107. Do you think if you sat on top of a birds nest that you would be able to help the chickies hatch? |
Nope, they would be hatching under my bum. |
| 108. Who came up with the names of the little random objects that you don't even realize have names because they are that disregarded? |
Whoever invented them. |
| 109. Is it an orgy when you have a group of 4 people having sex or it it a 4some and then tell me what number is it when it has officially reached orgy status? |
more then 3 is an orgy.... ha ha that reminds me of a story that involves the U or M Bisons |
| 110. Tell me the one person from your childhood that you wonder about most often, not in a sexual way, just to wonder what the hell they ended up doing with their lives? |
hmmm... Not sure. Seems I don't wonder about anyone. |
| 111. How much fun would it be to have an Elementary school reunion instead of a high school one? Do you think I should start up a petition of some sort? |
No way. I hated the peopel in my elementry school. |
| 112. Is there one memory that you can particularly recall which has scarred you for life from something you might actually like or enjoy? |
nope. |
| 113. Don't you agree that little lap dogs are the most adorable things in the world but once they start their yapping they become ugly as hell and you want to wring their necks? |
Not a fan of little dogs. The bigger the better. If I wanted a laop dog, I would get another cat or rabbit. |
| 114. Have you ever thought about joining the circus just to have the acrobats teach you the secret to flexibility so you can use it in the bedroom? |
No, i would rather put my head in a bear or tigers mouth. |
| 115. Be honest, if you are having sex in a spot where you can see your reflection in a mirror, how many times do you peek? |
Not often. |
| 116. At what age did you think it was no longer socially acceptable to play with your barbie dolls even though you secretly really wanted to still play with them? |
I have my barbies and ponies available at all times. You never know when you need to play with their hair. |
| 117. Speaking of Barbie, how many times did you strip her and Ken naked and make them do it? |
Ha ha... lots. I was a dirty 21 year old! |
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| 118. How many boxes of cracker jacks do you think you need to open before you actually get the good prize? |
I got my degree in a box. |
| 119. How many times can you watch your favorite movie before it officially become more of an obsession? |
When The Crow came out, and Dazed and Confused I watched them both daily for who knows how long. |
| 120. Let's say you are standing around the roulette table in Vegas and someone walks up to you and says, I am receiving a lucky vibe off of you, then you get handed the biggest wad of hundreds you have seen and this person says bet it all on one numer. What number are you going to choose and why? |
black 12. I like it. |
| 121. Do you ever feel like you might have an anxiety attack while watching Deal or No Deal? |
Don't watch it. |
| 122. Have you ever bought prescription pills online, such as vikes or percs, just so see if it really could be done. |
No. |
| 123. Don't you sometimes wonder why in the hell they made us take so many classes in school that have not been and will never be pertinent to our real lives? |
Nope, I'm sure it was useful somehow, or at least kept us out of trouble. |
| 124. Do you agree with me when I say that aside from teaching us to read, write, do basic match and learn the stuff even the kids at the special olympics know, that it was pretty much a waste of time? |
Not at all. School is cool! |
| 125. Can you actually remember the first time you looked at yourself in the mirror and thought, damn I look cool? |
Every day BABY! |
| 126. Did you wear Hot Doggers with Keds and EG socks and think you actually looked good? |
all I know in that sentance is Keds... |
| 127. At one point in your life you had those really crunchy spiked bangs, admit it. |
Nope. I don't follwe trends... that much. |
| 128. Do you think Uggs are the modern day Justin boots? |
What is a Justin boot? Uggs are so ugly though. |
| 129. Can you actually believe that we wore those tight ass farlow jeans with shirts tucked in and bloused out and thought that was good fashion sense too? |
I want to bring that style back in... I change my answer from way above! |
| 130. Do you sometimes wish you kept all of those charm necklaces that you had when you were young? And what about those Gear pocketbooks? Do you sometimes wonder how in the hell those ugly things ever became a trend? |
I wish I still had my glow in the dark gummy bracelets I ordered from the back of the Archie Comics |
| 131. Did you ever own a pair of those black sunglasses with the neon sides? |
Neon Green!!!! |
| 132. Ever think in your head that you could dance just as well as Paula Abdul only to be sadly introduced to the truth? |
Hell no! She is straight up! |
| 133. Did you fantasize about sleeping with the entire football team or was it something that just naturally occured for you? |
ha ha... again with the Bisons??? But No, not me. |
| 134. If you were a cheerleader and the handsome QB asked you to shake your pom poms for him before asking you to place them in your special place, do you think you would have? |
Special place? Is that like girlie bits? Can pom pom's even fit up there? hmmm something to try. |
| 135. What are the odds that this survey is so much better than any other one labeled random that you have seen? |
It is very original I will say that. |
| 136. Do you think a compulsive liar is incapable of telling the truth or do you think they are so used to lying that they do it even when there is no need for it? |
Yup... both. |
| 137. When you eat a Hershey Bar do you want the plain one or are you a rebel and do you get the one with almonds? There are never enough almonds in those are there? |
I liek almonds in chocolate. Some times they make me choke though. |
| 138. When you eat a Kit Kat do you seperate the four wafers or do you eat it as a whole? |
Oh, I totally want one now. I split them. |
| 139. Ever tried to squeeze the cream out of a twinkie just to see if it would be at all possible? |
Don't eat twinkies. Don't think I have ever had one. |
| 140. Do you think you could guess approximately how many oompa loompas it would take Willy to skim the chocolate river as if it were a pool? |
2, Because I bet he over works them, It's like child labour over there. |
| 141. Have you ever fantasized about re-enacting that scene from Showgirls where they have that really steamy sex scene in the pool? You just wet your pants a little thinking about it, didn't you? Don't be shy. |
Yuck, sex in a pool is disgusting! So many germs. |
| 142. How insanely cool did you think you were when your parents let you take their cell phone out with you for the very first time? Didn't you pretend to talk on it even though there was no one there just to appear to be that cool. |
My parents didn't have one. I hate cell phones! I suck at using them. |
| 143. You totally lied in that last one, didn't you? It's ok, I forgive. |
Not at all, i really do suck at using them. |
| 144. Have you ever watched Jeopardy and wanted to smack Alex Trebek for thinking he is smarter than everyone else even though he has the answers written down in front of him? |
Alex is cool. I would never hurt him. NEVER! |
| 145. Do you agree with me when I say that any one of us could probably beat his ass at his own show? |
Well not me. I'm too wimpy |
| 146. Have you ever wanted to submit your name to go onto a television game show? Don't lie. You know at one time you at least considered it. |
Yup, on Hollywood Showdown. The coolest and easiest (for me) show ever! When watching it I got at least 95% of the questions right. |
| 147. When you go to buy something big and flashy that you actually only want for one reason, do you seriously listen when they start explaining it to you in its entirety or do you cut them off and just say thanks. |
I space out. |
| 148. When does sarcasm reach the point of obnoxiousness? |
Never. |
| 149. Can you easily amuse yourself or do you need to be surrounded by others in order to have a good time? |
Oh, I can easily amuse myself for hours! I like to re-enact conversations out loud for fun. |
| 150. Does the name Aunt Jemima bring back any blessed childhood memories for you? |
Nah, she is ok, but no name tastes good too. |
| 151. Do you think you will be okay with the fact that at one point in your life, your children are going to hate you more than anything in the world? How do you think you will handle that? |
Yup, at that point I will embarras them so much just to make it worth while. |
| 152. When you imagine your self dead, are you happy? |
I'm dead... I can't be anything but dead. |
| 153. Why do they sew your eyes shut when you die? Just curious. I did always wonder. |
No clue. i will be burnt. |
| 154. Do you think that Oompa Loompas really do exist somewhere in the world and why do you think they had green hair as opposed to some other random color. |
I'm pretty sure they are fictional... but I can't say that for sure until I am proven right |
| 155. Did you ever watch the wizard of oz just to see the dude who hung himself in the tree? |
This year I have watched it a few times. But it ends up it is just a bird. Too bad, that would have been cool. Now watching Wizard of Oz while listening to Pink Floyd is another story. |
| 156. Do you agree with me when I tell you that the government hides the truth from the americans and that we started a war we cannot finish because we have a president that would be better off looking for waldo? |
Nope. people are bad and then other people but in. That's the way of lfe. |
| 157. Do you vote? If so, do you actually listen to the political views and all of that garbage or do you just vote for whomever is the popular choice? |
I choose the cutest boy!!! No, I choose the person who is not talking about the crap I am against. |
| 158. Ok, I'll end this now, but let me ask you something... Was this way better than the usual age sex location crap? |
Sure was baby... I am fully satisfied! |
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