| 1. How are you doing today? |
aight |
| 2. What did you do last night? |
read my book, while Chris tried to molest my boyfriend |
| 3. How big is your hair? |
not big, but longish |
| 4. What was your favorite Christmas gift? |
love |
| 5. Where's the money? |
How about you tell me and then I'll tell you back! |
| 6. Are you currently listening to music? |
no....but now I will. |
| 7. Who are the ones? |
uh.....what? |
| 8. Who invented the Gizmo? |
no idea.....I don't think I know what a Gizmo is |
| 9. Do you drink? |
yes....in excess |
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| 10. Have you found God? |
I believe, however....I am not confirmed. |
| 11. Do you know Jesus loves the little children? |
um....Jesus loves every one |
| 12. Do you believe in Plan "A"? |
ok....is this a weird cult thing? |
| 13. Did you vote for Bush the first time? |
HECK NO!!!! NOT IN A MILLLLLLLLION YEARS. |
| 14. Did you vote for Bush again? |
NO....it made me sick when he won. |
| 15. Did you answer No to the two previous questions? |
obviosly |
| 16. Does that make you proud? |
yes...it does, since he's proven himself to be a DIRTY douche bag |
| 17. Who would win in a fight Jesus or The Incredible Hulk? |
please.....thats easy....Jesus |
| 18. Did you watch Arrested Development? |
no |
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| 19. What is Love? |
peace |
| 20. Is Jim Carrey the greatest comedic actor of our time? |
what? why would that even be a question? |
| 21. Did you say no? |
not really |
| 22. If yes, will you please slap yourself? |
no, I won't |
| 23. Can you follow the crazy diction? |
I don't know that I want to |
| 24. What's your favorite word? |
love |
| 25. Do you believe in Magic? |
no...it's just magic :) |
| 26. Is it a trick or an illusion? |
illusion |
| 27. Are you going to throw away that bone? |
yes |
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| 28. Are you waiting for a sign from the universe, any sign at all, to become an actor? |
oh....let me think...yyyyyy...nnn.....I don't know.....where's my sign? |
| 29. What's the final lesson? |
what? |
| 30. If I'm at the docks late at night and I flash my lights, I'm waiting for? |
some one to rape? |
| 31. Plate or Platter? |
if you're eating off it, its a plate....if you're serving off it, it's a platter |
| 32. What's the deal with the cutoffs? |
they look seriously wrong on men. |
| 33. Are you Hermano? |
no, I am not a hermano |
| 34. Finish this sentence "I'm having a love affair with..."? |
my foot. |
| 35. Do you go to sleep with the TV on? |
no. |
| 36. What's the last book you finished reading? |
Time travelers Wife |
| 37. Is this the end of the quiz? |
hopefully |
| 38. Do you think you'll pass? |
what???? This was a waste of time and I dislike the FREAK who made this. |