| 1. How are you doing today? |
Good |
| 2. What did you do last night? |
Watched TV |
| 3. How big is your hair? |
In The Morning, Giant Hair |
| 4. What was your favorite Christmas gift? |
My Pirates |
| 5. Where's the money? |
In My Other Pants |
| 6. Are you currently listening to music? |
Yes, Pink, Im Not Dead |
| 7. Who are the ones? |
The Chosen Ones, Like God's Deciples I Think, Ya, Thats It... |
| 8. Who invented the Gizmo? |
God |
| 9. Do you drink? |
Yes |
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| 10. Have you found God? |
He's In This Survey A Lot |
| 11. Do you know Jesus loves the little children? |
He'd Better Leave My Children Alone, Pervert! |
| 12. Do you believe in Plan "A"? |
Plan B Works Better |
| 13. Did you vote for Bush the first time? |
Hell No |
| 14. Did you vote for Bush again? |
Hell No |
| 15. Did you answer No to the two previous questions? |
Yes I Did |
| 16. Does that make you proud? |
Yes Sir |
| 17. Who would win in a fight Jesus or The Incredible Hulk? |
The Hulk Would Kick Ass |
| 18. Did you watch Arrested Development? |
Nope, I Cant Follow That Show, Though I've Tried |
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| 19. What is Love? |
Baby Dont Hurt Me, Dont Hurt Me, No More |
| 20. Is Jim Carrey the greatest comedic actor of our time? |
Yes, Yes He Is, He's A Comedic Genius |
| 21. Did you say no? |
Nope |
| 22. If yes, will you please slap yourself? |
Ok |
| 23. Can you follow the crazy diction? |
Yes, Cuz Im Brilliant |
| 24. What's your favorite word? |
**** |
| 25. Do you believe in Magic? |
No |
| 26. Is it a trick or an illusion? |
Illusion |
| 27. Are you going to throw away that bone? |
No, Im Going To Use It To Make Soup |
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| 28. Are you waiting for a sign from the universe, any sign at all, to become an actor? |
No, But I Think My Husband Is... |
| 29. What's the final lesson? |
It Was All Pointless, MMMWAHAHAHAHA! |
| 30. If I'm at the docks late at night and I flash my lights, I'm waiting for? |
Either Drugs Or Youre Asking Someone To Kill You |
| 31. Plate or Platter? |
Plate |
| 32. What's the deal with the cutoffs? |
I Have No Clue, But Theyre Better Than Capri's |
| 33. Are you Hermano? |
No Sir |
| 34. Finish this sentence "I'm having a love affair with..."? |
My Hampster Ball |
| 35. Do you go to sleep with the TV on? |
Yes |
| 36. What's the last book you finished reading? |
I Havent Finished A Book In Years |
| 37. Is this the end of the quiz? |
Yes, Looks Like It |
| 38. Do you think you'll pass? |
I Sure Hope So |