| 1. How are you doing today? |
I'm a little agitated |
| 2. What did you do last night? |
Ate pizza and watched Veronica Mars |
| 3. How big is your hair? |
Not very big at all... |
| 4. What was your favorite Christmas gift? |
My dad got me a cool purse |
| 5. Where's the money? |
Real estate |
| 6. Are you currently listening to music? |
no |
| 7. Who are the ones? |
I have only one |
| 8. Who invented the Gizmo? |
Your mom |
| 9. Do you drink? |
doesn't everyone? Water is a vital part of life |
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| 10. Have you found God? |
One time I thought I saw him in a box under my bed... turns out that was just a shoe I'd lost |
| 11. Do you know Jesus loves the little children? |
I saw a picture once |
| 12. Do you believe in Plan "A"? |
Plan B always has my back |
| 13. Did you vote for Bush the first time? |
Nope |
| 14. Did you vote for Bush again? |
Hell no |
| 15. Did you answer No to the two previous questions? |
Yes |
| 16. Does that make you proud? |
Yes |
| 17. Who would win in a fight Jesus or The Incredible Hulk? |
The village people |
| 18. Did you watch Arrested Development? |
No |
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| 19. What is Love? |
A small word comprised of four different letters |
| 20. Is Jim Carrey the greatest comedic actor of our time? |
no |
| 21. Did you say no? |
yes |
| 22. If yes, will you please slap yourself? |
**** you |
| 23. Can you follow the crazy diction? |
can you? |
| 24. What's your favorite word? |
Poop |
| 25. Do you believe in Magic? |
in a young girls heart |
| 26. Is it a trick or an illusion? |
neither |
| 27. Are you going to throw away that bone? |
only if I can get it off |
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| 28. Are you waiting for a sign from the universe, any sign at all, to become an actor? |
no... |
| 29. What's the final lesson? |
the one right before the final |
| 30. If I'm at the docks late at night and I flash my lights, I'm waiting for? |
a fat drug trafficker named esteban |
| 31. Plate or Platter? |
depends, are we roasting a pig, or having steak |
| 32. What's the deal with the cutoffs? |
you mean those people who... wait, what were we talking about |
| 33. Are you Hermano? |
no, I'm Hermana |
| 34. Finish this sentence "I'm having a love affair with..."? |
Veronica Mars... it's taboo, it's steamy, and it's so right |
| 35. Do you go to sleep with the TV on? |
Actually, yes |
| 36. What's the last book you finished reading? |
Harry Potter the fourth |
| 37. Is this the end of the quiz? |
no |
| 38. Do you think you'll pass? |
I'm being graded? |
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