| 1. How are you doing today? |
**** ty.... literally. I wish it would stop. |
| 2. What did you do last night? |
watched a lot of tv |
| 3. How big is your hair? |
um not very? |
| 4. What was your favorite Christmas gift? |
pink mp3 player + headphones or my heated blanket... omfg sooo warm |
| 5. Where's the money? |
at the maple street starbucks cuz uptown yuppies tip better than kenner yuppies |
| 6. Are you currently listening to music? |
nope |
| 7. Who are the ones? |
what? |
| 8. Who invented the Gizmo? |
wtf? |
| 9. Do you drink? |
water, yes |
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| 10. Have you found God? |
um i think he's somewhere in my room. i'll clean it up later. |
| 11. Do you know Jesus loves the little children? |
oh god, this is getting creepy. what'd i get myself into? |
| 12. Do you believe in Plan "A"? |
what's that? i'm so confused now... |
| 13. Did you vote for Bush the first time? |
i don't vote |
| 14. Did you vote for Bush again? |
um see above |
| 15. Did you answer No to the two previous questions? |
i give explanations |
| 16. Does that make you proud? |
that i give better answers than "yes" and "no?" Yeah cuz that means i'm not boring |
| 17. Who would win in a fight Jesus or The Incredible Hulk? |
i think i can see who this guy wants to be butt **** ed by.... |
| 18. Did you watch Arrested Development? |
what's that? i watch i love new york, |
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| 19. What is Love? |
baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more. i couldnt resist. |
| 20. Is Jim Carrey the greatest comedic actor of our time? |
your MOM is, little **** . |
| 21. Did you say no? |
was this made by a 13 year old? why am i doing this? |
| 22. If yes, will you please slap yourself? |
get laid, little **** |
| 23. Can you follow the crazy diction? |
what? |
| 24. What's your favorite word? |
um not Jesus |
| 25. Do you believe in Magic? |
only the ronald mcdonald kind. oh i want some fries right now. |
| 26. Is it a trick or an illusion? |
it's greasy salty potatoes |
| 27. Are you going to throw away that bone? |
i'm scared |
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| 28. Are you waiting for a sign from the universe, any sign at all, to become an actor? |
oh, you're sad, little one. very sad. |
| 29. What's the final lesson? |
don't make dumbass surveys or your **** **** will be cut |
| 30. If I'm at the docks late at night and I flash my lights, I'm waiting for? |
jesus to butt **** you? |
| 31. Plate or Platter? |
ON A PLATTA! |
| 32. What's the deal with the cutoffs? |
cutoff jeans? |
| 33. Are you Hermano? |
no. im a hermana, mexican **** |
| 34. Finish this sentence "I'm having a love affair with..."? |
your mom |
| 35. Do you go to sleep with the TV on? |
on the sofa, yes |
| 36. What's the last book you finished reading? |
haven't finished "saving fish from drowning" yet. one more chapter to go |
| 37. Is this the end of the quiz? |
no because there's #38 |
| 38. Do you think you'll pass? |
you're a little **** and i'll cut you |