| 1. How are you doing today? |
Excellent |
| 2. What did you do last night? |
Watched American Idol |
| 3. How big is your hair? |
It's not the 80's anymore,,,why is this even a question!? |
| 4. What was your favorite Christmas gift? |
A gift with a picture of Gram and Poem |
| 5. Where's the money? |
What money? |
| 6. Are you currently listening to music? |
No |
| 7. Who are the ones? |
HUH? |
| 8. Who invented the Gizmo? |
I though Gizmo was a gremlin? |
| 9. Do you drink? |
Every once in a while, like New Years! |
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| 10. Have you found God? |
No, he's still hiding from everyone. |
| 11. Do you know Jesus loves the little children? |
Of Course |
| 12. Do you believe in Plan "A"? |
Yes |
| 13. Did you vote for Bush the first time? |
I don't vote. |
| 14. Did you vote for Bush again? |
Again...I don't vote |
| 15. Did you answer No to the two previous questions? |
No |
| 16. Does that make you proud? |
How annoying! |
| 17. Who would win in a fight Jesus or The Incredible Hulk? |
My money's on Jesus! |
| 18. Did you watch Arrested Development? |
No |
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| 19. What is Love? |
The opposite of hate |
| 20. Is Jim Carrey the greatest comedic actor of our time? |
Not Really |
| 21. Did you say no? |
No, I said Not Really! |
| 22. If yes, will you please slap yourself? |
Who makes these things up? |
| 23. Can you follow the crazy diction? |
The what? |
| 24. What's your favorite word? |
Daughter |
| 25. Do you believe in Magic? |
Yes |
| 26. Is it a trick or an illusion? |
It's Magic, DUH! |
| 27. Are you going to throw away that bone? |
What bone? |
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| 28. Are you waiting for a sign from the universe, any sign at all, to become an actor? |
LOL....Ah, no |
| 29. What's the final lesson? |
To understand the point behind these questions! |
| 30. If I'm at the docks late at night and I flash my lights, I'm waiting for? |
a hooker? |
| 31. Plate or Platter? |
Platter |
| 32. What's the deal with the cutoffs? |
Good God, why am I still doing this survey!? |
| 33. Are you Hermano? |
WTF is Hermano? |
| 34. Finish this sentence "I'm having a love affair with..."? |
myspace |
| 35. Do you go to sleep with the TV on? |
most of the time |
| 36. What's the last book you finished reading? |
No Clue |
| 37. Is this the end of the quiz? |
I sure the hell hope so! |
| 38. Do you think you'll pass? |
This is a pass or fail??? |