| 1. How are you doing today? |
sick |
| 2. What did you do last night? |
umm was sick |
| 3. How big is your hair? |
it's **** in huge like you don't even know |
| 4. What was your favorite Christmas gift? |
going to London |
| 5. Where's the money? |
zee nazi's took it |
| 6. Are you currently listening to music? |
nope watching the last crusade |
| 7. Who are the ones? |
ummm lil monkeys? |
| 8. Who invented the Gizmo? |
that is my cats name ..akward |
| 9. Do you drink? |
just a lil |
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| 10. Have you found God? |
i thought I did but i was actually hungry |
| 11. Do you know Jesus loves the little children? |
yes i know the whole song something about rainbow colored children |
| 12. Do you believe in Plan "A"? |
Usually turns into Plan "B" |
| 13. Did you vote for Bush the first time? |
hell no |
| 14. Did you vote for Bush again? |
NOOOOO |
| 15. Did you answer No to the two previous questions? |
yes..wtf? |
| 16. Does that make you proud? |
actually yeah |
| 17. Who would win in a fight Jesus or The Incredible Hulk? |
i'm going to say sean connery |
| 18. Did you watch Arrested Development? |
no i hear it's funny though |
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| 19. What is Love? |
I'm still trying to figure that out |
| 20. Is Jim Carrey the greatest comedic actor of our time? |
he was good for his time but comedy has changed |
| 21. Did you say no? |
yup |
| 22. If yes, will you please slap yourself? |
no |
| 23. Can you follow the crazy diction? |
i wrote the crazy diction |
| 24. What's your favorite word? |
schiza |
| 25. Do you believe in Magic? |
omg it's the old mcdonald theme |
| 26. Is it a trick or an illusion? |
illusion |
| 27. Are you going to throw away that bone? |
yup |
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| 28. Are you waiting for a sign from the universe, any sign at all, to become an actor? |
i stopped that attempt at 10 |
| 29. What's the final lesson? |
death |
| 30. If I'm at the docks late at night and I flash my lights, I'm waiting for? |
coke drug lords |
| 31. Plate or Platter? |
plate |
| 32. What's the deal with the cutoffs? |
um people like them |
| 33. Are you Hermano? |
why yes I am |
| 34. Finish this sentence "I'm having a love affair with..."? |
your mom's mom |
| 35. Do you go to sleep with the TV on? |
no i need silence!! SILENCE DAMNIT |
| 36. What's the last book you finished reading? |
High Fidelity |
| 37. Is this the end of the quiz? |
i hope so |
| 38. Do you think you'll pass? |
yes i win |