| 1. How are you doing today? |
Good, even though valentines day is probably the worst idea for a holiday ever. |
| 2. What did you do last night? |
Last night i helped aubrey put music on her itunes, and then i went to the dorms and slept. |
| 3. How big is your hair? |
For a BYU-I student, its pretty big. |
| 4. What was your favorite Christmas gift? |
I dont have one, i just enjoyed all the time i got to spend with family and friends over the years, but im not gonna lie, i really liked just about everything i got. |
| 5. Where's the money? |
I got money in the bank..... |
| 6. Are you currently listening to music? |
I got money in the bank...... |
| 7. Who are the ones? |
the ones? Im not gonna lie, these questions are a bit confusing.... |
| 8. Who invented the Gizmo? |
Mr. Gadget Himself invented the gizmo. |
| 9. Do you drink? |
Anything virgin, but basically just water. |
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| 10. Have you found God? |
Yeah, i guess you can say i have. |
| 11. Do you know Jesus loves the little children? |
Yup |
| 12. Do you believe in Plan "A"? |
Of course, plan A, who hasnt heard..... of plan...... A..... |
| 13. Did you vote for Bush the first time? |
No, but i would have. |
| 14. Did you vote for Bush again? |
No, but i would have. |
| 15. Did you answer No to the two previous questions? |
Unfortunately i did. |
| 16. Does that make you proud? |
No, i just wasnt old enough. |
| 17. Who would win in a fight Jesus or The Incredible Hulk? |
Jesus of course, but he wouldnt fight he would probably just look at the hulk and he would be scared. |
| 18. Did you watch Arrested Development? |
Did i ever watch arrested development? Not while it was on, but i just finished with "Pier Pressure". Classic. |
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| 19. What is Love? |
Love is wanting to make someone else happy, at whatever cost it is to one self. |
| 20. Is Jim Carrey the greatest comedic actor of our time? |
No, he is not. |
| 21. Did you say no? |
yes |
| 22. If yes, will you please slap yourself? |
absolutely not, he doesnt even compare to other actors such as adam sandler, will farrel, rob schnieder, and plenty of other guys that are WAY funnier than jim carrey, but make no mistake the guys a great comedy actor. |
| 23. Can you follow the crazy diction? |
this isnt crazy, the questions are a little wako but the diction seems average. |
| 24. What's your favorite word? |
Im not sure, i say splatout, shalome, but i think my personal favorite is "MARIA!!!!!!" |
| 25. Do you believe in Magic? |
Yes, GOB showed me the light. |
| 26. Is it a trick or an illusion? |
"ricks are what whores do for money....... or cocaine. It's an illusion Micheal..." |
| 27. Are you going to throw away that bone? |
Why would i do something like that? |
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| 28. Are you waiting for a sign from the universe, any sign at all, to become an actor? |
No tobias, I am not...... |
| 29. What's the final lesson? |
the final lesson..."And THATS why you never use an amputee to show someone a lesson." |
| 30. If I'm at the docks late at night and I flash my lights, I'm waiting for? |
Drugs.. Could take an hour, maybe a couple hou..."DRUG DELIVERY" |
| 31. Plate or Platter? |
Platter |
| 32. What's the deal with the cutoffs? |
Well im a nevernude of course. |
| 33. Are you Hermano? |
I am not hermano, but i was at one time.... |
| 34. Finish this sentence "I'm having a love affair with..."? |
this ice cream sandwich. |
| 35. Do you go to sleep with the TV on? |
of course, sometimes during my angry naps... |
| 36. What's the last book you finished reading? |
it was a textbook. |
| 37. Is this the end of the quiz? |
You tell me. |
| 38. Do you think you'll pass? |
Of course i will. |
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