| 1. How are you doing today? |
i am wonderful, thank you for asking! |
| 2. What did you do last night? |
i went to the best pub in the whole wide world...the elms! (classy!) |
| 3. How big is your hair? |
not very at the moment |
| 4. What was your favorite Christmas gift? |
i only got one this year lol - but it was pretty darn cool (and slightly scary!) |
| 5. Where's the money? |
i ask myself that question every day....it's with the rum! |
| 6. Are you currently listening to music? |
yep i actually am lol - i'm listening to artic monkeys in celebration of their brits success! |
| 7. Who are the ones? |
they are those people who try to control everyone - they think they are the dogs bollocks, the cats whiskers and even the elephants ivory!!! (how dare they - repent...repent!) |
| 8. Who invented the Gizmo? |
the geezer |
| 9. Do you drink? |
yes - you need liquid to survive |
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| 10. Have you found God? |
no - i think he is hiding from me |
| 11. Do you know Jesus loves the little children? |
erm.....ok..... |
| 12. Do you believe in Plan "A"? |
nope - plan A always goes tits up - plan F is where it's at |
| 13. Did you vote for Bush the first time? |
no - wrong country - i voted for blair though - just as bad! |
| 14. Did you vote for Bush again? |
blair again |
| 15. Did you answer No to the two previous questions? |
no |
| 16. Does that make you proud? |
i am shamed - pink cheeks and all |
| 17. Who would win in a fight Jesus or The Incredible Hulk? |
the incredible hulk for sure - but then god would get pissed and send the angels after him |
| 18. Did you watch Arrested Development? |
it sounds crap so glad i didn't |
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| 19. What is Love? |
friendship set on fire (i LOVE that quote!) |
| 20. Is Jim Carrey the greatest comedic actor of our time? |
no - but he is pretty darn funny all the same |
| 21. Did you say no? |
yes |
| 22. If yes, will you please slap yourself? |
no |
| 23. Can you follow the crazy diction? |
yep - you need to keep the rhythm and then it all falls into place |
| 24. What's your favorite word? |
really (really hate it though!!!!!) |
| 25. Do you believe in Magic? |
yes - i saw a man make a dog turn into a pigeon - explain that! |
| 26. Is it a trick or an illusion? |
it's m a g i c |
| 27. Are you going to throw away that bone? |
no - im going to grab it tight |
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| 28. Are you waiting for a sign from the universe, any sign at all, to become an actor? |
no - i am waiting for a sign, any sign, to not become an actor |
| 29. What's the final lesson? |
death |
| 30. If I'm at the docks late at night and I flash my lights, I'm waiting for? |
the smuggled bootlegged booze run from cairo |
| 31. Plate or Platter? |
napkin |
| 32. What's the deal with the cutoffs? |
what;s not the deal with them - that's the question! |
| 33. Are you Hermano? |
who? |
| 34. Finish this sentence "I'm having a love affair with..."? |
the tv |
| 35. Do you go to sleep with the TV on? |
if i fall asleep without turning it off then yes - if not then no |
| 36. What's the last book you finished reading? |
the subtle knife |
| 37. Is this the end of the quiz? |
no - i can see the next question! |
| 38. Do you think you'll pass? |
of course - im a 100% kinda girl! |
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