| 1. How are you doing today? |
I'm good. Had this blonde **** out of no where write me a comment. I don't even know the **** . Ok that's really all that's bothering me today. |
| 2. What did you do last night? |
Spent all the time My man and I had on ourselfes. It was our 9 Month Anniversary. |
| 3. How big is your hair? |
Well it's deffinently thick. But short. |
| 4. What was your favorite Christmas gift? |
I understand Christmas is a joyful holiday. But didn't we believe in christmas as kids? I believe Christmas should only be celebrated when you have children. But who am i to put my 2 cents in? |
| 5. Where's the money? |
None of your damn business! |
| 6. Are you currently listening to music? |
Nope. |
| 7. Who are the ones? |
Who are the ones what? |
| 8. Who invented the Gizmo? |
wtf is a gizmo? that ugly looking creature? |
| 9. Do you drink? |
Yes i do. drank some shots of Hennessy last night. |
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| 10. Have you found God? |
yes i have. |
| 11. Do you know Jesus loves the little children? |
Yeah and trick daddy does too. |
| 12. Do you believe in Plan "A"? |
i don't have plans. i take life as it comes to me. |
| 13. Did you vote for Bush the first time? |
Hell no and i wouldn't if i could. |
| 14. Did you vote for Bush again? |
No but who are the dumbasses who are? |
| 15. Did you answer No to the two previous questions? |
Yeah. |
| 16. Does that make you proud? |
Hell **** yeah. LOL. |
| 17. Who would win in a fight Jesus or The Incredible Hulk? |
Jesus no doubt. |
| 18. Did you watch Arrested Development? |
Whats that **** ? i watch cops and cold case files does that count? |
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| 19. What is Love? |
What i have found. what Sean and I have. |
| 20. Is Jim Carrey the greatest comedic actor of our time? |
Ah i like Dane Cook better. |
| 21. Did you say no? |
yeah. |
| 22. If yes, will you please slap yourself? |
Nigga please go lok dane cook up. Bet your mind will change. |
| 23. Can you follow the crazy diction? |
And whats that? |
| 24. What's your favorite word? |
**** . |
| 25. Do you believe in Magic? |
yeah Santeria. and that's witch craft not magic. |
| 26. Is it a trick or an illusion? |
Illusion. |
| 27. Are you going to throw away that bone? |
Nah i'm going to keep . |
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| 28. Are you waiting for a sign from the universe, any sign at all, to become an actor? |
No but i wouldn't mind getting a sign any ways. |
| 29. What's the final lesson? |
Do not trust whores. |
| 30. If I'm at the docks late at night and I flash my lights, I'm waiting for? |
You to get a damn life. I thought this survey was suppose to be about me? |
| 31. Plate or Platter? |
both. |
| 32. What's the deal with the cutoffs? |
I like them. but wont wear them till i lose weight. |
| 33. Are you Hermano? |
No. |
| 34. Finish this sentence "I'm having a love affair with..."? |
Myself. |
| 35. Do you go to sleep with the TV on? |
hell no. why would you.sean does. |
| 36. What's the last book you finished reading? |
Actually i'm still readinga book it's by Dean Koontz "Dark rivers of the heart." |
| 37. Is this the end of the quiz? |
yeah. |
| 38. Do you think you'll pass? |
I didn't know this was a test. |