| 1. How are you doing today? |
good...maybe having a "date" |
| 2. What did you do last night? |
babysit and took care of my son |
| 3. How big is your hair? |
hmmm, how long?! |
| 4. What was your favorite Christmas gift? |
hmmm, stuff I needed |
| 5. Where's the money? |
What money??my money is on my account...but if someone has to give out money...go ahead! |
| 6. Are you currently listening to music? |
nah, just the tv is on |
| 7. Who are the ones? |
the ones??hmmm, i dont know |
| 8. Who invented the Gizmo? |
the what?the who? |
| 9. Do you drink? |
nah |
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| 10. Have you found God? |
I dont know, did I look for him (: |
| 11. Do you know Jesus loves the little children? |
hmmm, in what way??LOL |
| 12. Do you believe in Plan "A"? |
yep, but plan b always works better (: |
| 13. Did you vote for Bush the first time? |
nope, not American, would have not btw |
| 14. Did you vote for Bush again? |
hat |
| 15. Did you answer No to the two previous questions? |
to the first one |
| 16. Does that make you proud? |
yep |
| 17. Who would win in a fight Jesus or The Incredible Hulk? |
what kinda question is that??hmmm, i have no clue |
| 18. Did you watch Arrested Development? |
nope, what s that?! |
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| 19. What is Love? |
undiscovered and most of the time bs |
| 20. Is Jim Carrey the greatest comedic actor of our time? |
he is good, i can laugh at him |
| 21. Did you say no? |
nope |
| 22. If yes, will you please slap yourself? |
I didnt duh.... |
| 23. Can you follow the crazy diction? |
the what?? |
| 24. What's your favorite word? |
aha |
| 25. Do you believe in Magic? |
kinda |
| 26. Is it a trick or an illusion? |
hmmm |
| 27. Are you going to throw away that bone? |
missys bone??nope...she likes it |
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| 28. Are you waiting for a sign from the universe, any sign at all, to become an actor? |
nope |
| 29. What's the final lesson? |
hmmmm |
| 30. If I'm at the docks late at night and I flash my lights, I'm waiting for? |
hmmm, I dont know...me??! |
| 31. Plate or Platter? |
plate with food ((: |
| 32. What's the deal with the cutoffs? |
I dont know...u tell me!! |
| 33. Are you Hermano? |
Jesus, all these questions!!Am I what?? |
| 34. Finish this sentence "I'm having a love affair with..."? |
noone ); |
| 35. Do you go to sleep with the TV on? |
nope |
| 36. What's the last book you finished reading? |
hmmm, a book about how to breast feed a baby (: |
| 37. Is this the end of the quiz? |
I hope so.. |
| 38. Do you think you'll pass? |
sure... |