| 1. How are you doing today? |
Fine, wish I was in my bed! |
| 2. What did you do last night? |
Hung out with some friends, went home, worked out on the ab lounge, showered, ate, talked on the phone |
| 3. How big is your hair? |
ummm not big? |
| 4. What was your favorite Christmas gift? |
hmm.... the random ones! |
| 5. Where's the money? |
in the bank |
| 6. Are you currently listening to music? |
yeah my coworker is playing some oldies rock |
| 7. Who are the ones? |
Umm I dunno? |
| 8. Who invented the Gizmo? |
me? lol... WTF is this? |
| 9. Do you drink? |
Yeah I drink everyday |
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| 10. Have you found God? |
Yeah |
| 11. Do you know Jesus loves the little children? |
Jesus loves ALL the little children |
| 12. Do you believe in Plan "A"? |
ummmm |
| 13. Did you vote for Bush the first time? |
No |
| 14. Did you vote for Bush again? |
No |
| 15. Did you answer No to the two previous questions? |
Yeah |
| 16. Does that make you proud? |
Yeah |
| 17. Who would win in a fight Jesus or The Incredible Hulk? |
Hmmm.... I guess Jesus I don't know |
| 18. Did you watch Arrested Development? |
no what is that? |
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| 19. What is Love? |
complicated |
| 20. Is Jim Carrey the greatest comedic actor of our time? |
Hmm hes great but I don't know if hes the greatest |
| 21. Did you say no? |
no |
| 22. If yes, will you please slap yourself? |
no |
| 23. Can you follow the crazy diction? |
WTF is that? Am I just blonde today or what? lol |
| 24. What's your favorite word? |
for real? |
| 25. Do you believe in Magic? |
Yeah |
| 26. Is it a trick or an illusion? |
Both |
| 27. Are you going to throw away that bone? |
Umm I dont have a bone |
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| 28. Are you waiting for a sign from the universe, any sign at all, to become an actor? |
Umm yeah I'm waiting on the martians to come pick me up and they r late |
| 29. What's the final lesson? |
Go to school? lol |
| 30. If I'm at the docks late at night and I flash my lights, I'm waiting for? |
ummmm |
| 31. Plate or Platter? |
Plate |
| 32. What's the deal with the cutoffs? |
I dunno |
| 33. Are you Hermano? |
dont even know what that means? |
| 34. Finish this sentence "I'm having a love affair with..."? |
your daddy..... lol just kidding |
| 35. Do you go to sleep with the TV on? |
sometimes |
| 36. What's the last book you finished reading? |
hmmm.. cosmo magazine? |
| 37. Is this the end of the quiz? |
I dunno? |
| 38. Do you think you'll pass? |
Pass what? |