| 1. How are you doing today? |
nothing |
| 2. What did you do last night? |
watched deadwood...good show |
| 3. How big is your hair? |
how big?? haha this isnt the 80s man |
| 4. What was your favorite Christmas gift? |
jeez who knows |
| 5. Where's the money? |
in someone elses bank account |
| 6. Are you currently listening to music? |
no..unless dora singing counts |
| 7. Who are the ones? |
neo and sauron |
| 8. Who invented the Gizmo? |
no clue |
| 9. Do you drink? |
yes |
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| 10. Have you found God? |
NEVER |
| 11. Do you know Jesus loves the little children? |
he probably does |
| 12. Do you believe in Plan "A"? |
someitmes plan c can be very fun sometimes |
| 13. Did you vote for Bush the first time? |
hahaha i wasnt old enough but i think i would have....then |
| 14. Did you vote for Bush again? |
no fckin way.. |
| 15. Did you answer No to the two previous questions? |
dumbass |
| 16. Does that make you proud? |
im glad that i can sit here and say i never voted that **** into office. |
| 17. Who would win in a fight Jesus or The Incredible Hulk? |
oh my is this is christian survey or something?? wtf |
| 18. Did you watch Arrested Development? |
good show |
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| 19. What is Love? |
unexplainable... |
| 20. Is Jim Carrey the greatest comedic actor of our time? |
no |
| 21. Did you say no? |
WTF??!!! |
| 22. If yes, will you please slap yourself? |
this is stupid |
| 23. Can you follow the crazy diction? |
what does that mean? |
| 24. What's your favorite word? |
turd...LOL |
| 25. Do you believe in Magic? |
thats the disney sloagon...i beleive in criss angel |
| 26. Is it a trick or an illusion? |
depends on what they are doing |
| 27. Are you going to throw away that bone? |
always |
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| 28. Are you waiting for a sign from the universe, any sign at all, to become an actor? |
actually..if my friend pete longo gets a talk show he said i could be an announcer or something...im holding it to you!! |
| 29. What's the final lesson? |
dont eat the yellow (or brown) snow |
| 30. If I'm at the docks late at night and I flash my lights, I'm waiting for? |
drugs |
| 31. Plate or Platter? |
plate |
| 32. What's the deal with the cutoffs? |
thats a good question...hopefully people will leave them in the last century |
| 33. Are you Hermano? |
no |
| 34. Finish this sentence "I'm having a love affair with..."? |
my husband...that dont make any sense tho |
| 35. Do you go to sleep with the TV on? |
sometimes i do im a **** and i dont like to sleep in the total darkness |
| 36. What's the last book you finished reading? |
The Illumintaus! Trilogy by Robert Anton Wilson & Robert Shea...great book. |
| 37. Is this the end of the quiz? |
hopefully |
| 38. Do you think you'll pass? |
i think i passed too much time on this **** **** sirvey |