| 1. How are you doing today? |
Im not that great actually |
| 2. What did you do last night? |
Valentines night wink wink say no more |
| 3. How big is your hair? |
ummm not very |
| 4. What was your favorite Christmas gift? |
Massage Bed |
| 5. Where's the money? |
There's Money??? |
| 6. Are you currently listening to music? |
nooooooooooooooooo |
| 7. Who are the ones? |
you are the one |
| 8. Who invented the Gizmo? |
Sir phillip Gizomsis? |
| 9. Do you drink? |
kind of have to |
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| 10. Have you found God? |
was I supposed to be looking? |
| 11. Do you know Jesus loves the little children? |
Apparently i'm not so sure |
| 12. Do you believe in Plan "A"? |
I don't believe in any plan |
| 13. Did you vote for Bush the first time? |
not from the Uk I didnt |
| 14. Did you vote for Bush again? |
Again no |
| 15. Did you answer No to the two previous questions? |
kind of |
| 16. Does that make you proud? |
ummm |
| 17. Who would win in a fight Jesus or The Incredible Hulk? |
The hulk....helllo he is green |
| 18. Did you watch Arrested Development? |
when was it on? |
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| 19. What is Love? |
an emotional attachment to someone |
| 20. Is Jim Carrey the greatest comedic actor of our time? |
no way |
| 21. Did you say no? |
no, I said NO WAY |
| 22. If yes, will you please slap yourself? |
Slap yourself **** |
| 23. Can you follow the crazy diction? |
what crazy diction |
| 24. What's your favorite word? |
whositfart |
| 25. Do you believe in Magic? |
oh Yes |
| 26. Is it a trick or an illusion? |
what? |
| 27. Are you going to throw away that bone? |
I dont have a bone |
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| 28. Are you waiting for a sign from the universe, any sign at all, to become an actor? |
yes thats exactly what i'm doing |
| 29. What's the final lesson? |
that all the other lessons didnt count?????? |
| 30. If I'm at the docks late at night and I flash my lights, I'm waiting for? |
some dogging |
| 31. Plate or Platter? |
Both |
| 32. What's the deal with the cutoffs? |
cutoffs are economical... |
| 33. Are you Hermano? |
I can be anything you like baby |
| 34. Finish this sentence "I'm having a love affair with..."? |
chocolate Fondue |
| 35. Do you go to sleep with the TV on? |
never |
| 36. What's the last book you finished reading? |
Celestine Prophcies |
| 37. Is this the end of the quiz? |
maybe |
| 38. Do you think you'll pass? |
no |