| 1. How are you doing today? |
not too bad so far |
| 2. What did you do last night? |
wouldn't you like to know |
| 3. How big is your hair? |
not big, it's in a pony tail |
| 4. What was your favorite Christmas gift? |
robe or scarf or bath stuff it's an even tie |
| 5. Where's the money? |
good **** ing question |
| 6. Are you currently listening to music? |
yes, beautiful south |
| 7. Who are the ones? |
which ones? |
| 8. Who invented the Gizmo? |
I don't know |
| 9. Do you drink? |
usually |
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| 10. Have you found God? |
a couple times |
| 11. Do you know Jesus loves the little children? |
red or yellow black and white |
| 12. Do you believe in Plan "A"? |
always |
| 13. Did you vote for Bush the first time? |
nope |
| 14. Did you vote for Bush again? |
nope |
| 15. Did you answer No to the two previous questions? |
yep |
| 16. Does that make you proud? |
yes |
| 17. Who would win in a fight Jesus or The Incredible Hulk? |
hulk |
| 18. Did you watch Arrested Development? |
I've seen it a couple times, it's pretty funny |
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| 19. What is Love? |
a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person |
| 20. Is Jim Carrey the greatest comedic actor of our time? |
no |
| 21. Did you say no? |
yes |
| 22. If yes, will you please slap yourself? |
no, but you can |
| 23. Can you follow the crazy diction? |
maybe if I knew what it was |
| 24. What's your favorite word? |
I don't have one |
| 25. Do you believe in Magic? |
no |
| 26. Is it a trick or an illusion? |
yes, those are the same things |
| 27. Are you going to throw away that bone? |
what bone? |
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| 28. Are you waiting for a sign from the universe, any sign at all, to become an actor? |
no |
| 29. What's the final lesson? |
death |
| 30. If I'm at the docks late at night and I flash my lights, I'm waiting for? |
drugs |
| 31. Plate or Platter? |
plate |
| 32. What's the deal with the cutoffs? |
I don't know, but I like them |
| 33. Are you Hermano? |
no |
| 34. Finish this sentence "I'm having a love affair with..."? |
your mom |
| 35. Do you go to sleep with the TV on? |
sometimes |
| 36. What's the last book you finished reading? |
abnormal psychology |
| 37. Is this the end of the quiz? |
yes |
| 38. Do you think you'll pass? |
pass what? |