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1. How many times do you have to kick the dog before it bites you? that's mean
2. How many times do you have to be told not to get up early and clean your room? uh... what
3. What do you say when your mother asks if you kissed your date tonight? what do you think mom
4. Why is your father the coolest person on the planet? he's not
5. Do you remember the first time you ate Guacamole dip? no
6. How many licks does it take to make Fred lick you back? what...
7. Does a chicken ever walk into a bar? yes
8. What is the number one quality in a women you would choose for your father? my mother
9. Does a nickle times a quarter minus a penny plus an egg equal a duck? No Answer
10. Who is your Hero? casey
11. Why do children drive parents crazy? because they drove them that way
12. When yelling daddy I want a bottle, what are you really saying? idk
13. What's better than winning a hotdog eating contest? getting fit and not eating hot dogs
14. What is your favorite cartoon? idk
15. How many times do I have to say NO? 5 times
16. How many times do I have to say yes? once
17. If the sky were green and the clouds were purple what color would the ocean be? green
18. If Star Wars was never made what would be your favorite movie? ....haha
19. Do you think mommy would let me get you a cell phone? yes
20. How many more years do I have to live to see my children grow up? a lot
21. How do you feel sitting on the toilet? what...
22. What do you think about while your brushing your teeth? i'm tired
23. Do you sing in the shower? no way
24. How old do you have to be to work at Surf's Up? ...what
25. Are you crazy? yes
26. What do you eat at the beach? food
27. Why would anyone want to live in Florida? they're crazy
28. Do you like cats or dogs? both
29. Do you think your parents are nuts? no
30. Who is on the back of the bus from Mexico? you are
31. Do you love your Daddy?(There is only one answer if your my children) um yes
32. If you were falling from the top of a building what do you think would be going through your mind? oh god
33. What happens when we die? depends on who you are
34. Where's Waldo? over there
35. What ever happened to that bologna sandwich you were saving for later? i fed it to a pig
36. When will hell freeze over? i don't believe in hell
37. Why don't childer clean thier rooms? there are better things to do
38. If I asked you to cut the grass,clean your room, take out the garbage,wash the dishes,set the table,do your homework,run the vacuum,and clean the bathroom, what would you say? i will when it's my house
39. What would I say? now...
40. Can I have a cookie? no
41. What is for dinner? something healthy
42. How much of your day did it take to fill out this stupid survey? not long
43. Can I get a puppy? sure
44. Why don't you listen? ....what
45. Where do you think you'll be in ten years? married
46. What is you favorite tv show? lots
47. Can you please do your laundry? i wish
48. Where would you like to live in the world? idk
49. What do you want for your birthday? uh... the ab lounge or um... idk
50. Do you want fries with that? no way