| 1. How are you doing today? |
ehh bored |
| 2. What did you do last night? |
got stoned and drunk till the wee hours of the morning |
| 3. How big is your hair? |
not very? |
| 4. What was your favorite Christmas gift? |
my truck |
| 5. Where's the money? |
haha good question |
| 6. Are you currently listening to music? |
your damn right Tom Petty - Saving Grace |
| 7. Who are the ones? |
well on homesstarrunner.com ones are a reference to beer you got cold ones warm ones not so cold ones really really cold ones ect. |
| 8. Who invented the Gizmo? |
i didnt know there was such thing as a gizmo |
| 9. Do you drink? |
your **** in right i drink |
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| 10. Have you found God? |
ive found that i dont believe in god but strongly believe i am a decendant of jesus |
| 11. Do you know Jesus loves the little children? |
i wasnt aware jesus was a pedofile |
| 12. Do you believe in Plan "A"? |
plan a is to take over the world |
| 13. Did you vote for Bush the first time? |
i was like 12 |
| 14. Did you vote for Bush again? |
i was like 16 |
| 15. Did you answer No to the two previous questions? |
obviously |
| 16. Does that make you proud? |
yeah im proud that i was 12 and 16 |
| 17. Who would win in a fight Jesus or The Incredible Hulk? |
jesus is my homie |
| 18. Did you watch Arrested Development? |
uh no |
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| 19. What is Love? |
i obviously dont know i havent found it yet |
| 20. Is Jim Carrey the greatest comedic actor of our time? |
**** no |
| 21. Did you say no? |
yeah |
| 22. If yes, will you please slap yourself? |
ill **** in slap you ho |
| 23. Can you follow the crazy diction? |
wtf is crazy diction |
| 24. What's your favorite word? |
**** i say **** all the **** in time |
| 25. Do you believe in Magic? |
do you belive in barney? |
| 26. Is it a trick or an illusion? |
trick or treat **** es |
| 27. Are you going to throw away that bone? |
eventually |
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| 28. Are you waiting for a sign from the universe, any sign at all, to become an actor? |
wtf is the universe gonna tell me |
| 29. What's the final lesson? |
dont drink the bong water! |
| 30. If I'm at the docks late at night and I flash my lights, I'm waiting for? |
a drug deal? |
| 31. Plate or Platter? |
i like bowls |
| 32. What's the deal with the cutoffs? |
what cutoffs |
| 33. Are you Hermano? |
sure |
| 34. Finish this sentence "I'm having a love affair with..."? |
uh my right hand? |
| 35. Do you go to sleep with the TV on? |
it depends if i shut it off before i lay down |
| 36. What's the last book you finished reading? |
the hobbit |
| 37. Is this the end of the quiz? |
maybe? |
| 38. Do you think you'll pass? |
could i fail? |