| 1. How are you doing today? |
pretty good, thanks |
| 2. What did you do last night? |
got drunk |
| 3. How big is your hair? |
fairly big |
| 4. What was your favorite Christmas gift? |
of all time? my N64 |
| 5. Where's the money? |
it's coming soon |
| 6. Are you currently listening to music? |
yes |
| 7. Who are the ones? |
my friends |
| 8. Who invented the Gizmo? |
i dont know |
| 9. Do you drink? |
yes |
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| 10. Have you found God? |
no |
| 11. Do you know Jesus loves the little children? |
i bet he does |
| 12. Do you believe in Plan "A"? |
i'm not sure what it is |
| 13. Did you vote for Bush the first time? |
no |
| 14. Did you vote for Bush again? |
no |
| 15. Did you answer No to the two previous questions? |
yes |
| 16. Does that make you proud? |
well i'm not American or 18 so i didnt have a choice |
| 17. Who would win in a fight Jesus or The Incredible Hulk? |
jesus isn't real |
| 18. Did you watch Arrested Development? |
no |
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| 19. What is Love? |
i dont know |
| 20. Is Jim Carrey the greatest comedic actor of our time? |
no |
| 21. Did you say no? |
yes |
| 22. If yes, will you please slap yourself? |
nahh |
| 23. Can you follow the crazy diction? |
mate, i invented it |
| 24. What's your favorite word? |
**** |
| 25. Do you believe in Magic? |
no |
| 26. Is it a trick or an illusion? |
illusion |
| 27. Are you going to throw away that bone? |
um... |
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| 28. Are you waiting for a sign from the universe, any sign at all, to become an actor? |
no |
| 29. What's the final lesson? |
DEATH |
| 30. If I'm at the docks late at night and I flash my lights, I'm waiting for? |
a beating from an angry pimp |
| 31. Plate or Platter? |
plate |
| 32. What's the deal with the cutoffs? |
i dont know what they are |
| 33. Are you Hermano? |
no |
| 34. Finish this sentence "I'm having a love affair with..."? |
the boy across the hall |
| 35. Do you go to sleep with the TV on? |
no |
| 36. What's the last book you finished reading? |
scar tissue |
| 37. Is this the end of the quiz? |
no |
| 38. Do you think you'll pass? |
yes |
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