| 1. How are you doing today? |
im good. thanks. |
| 2. What did you do last night? |
good times |
| 3. How big is your hair? |
this aint the 80's sucka |
| 4. What was your favorite Christmas gift? |
money |
| 5. Where's the money? |
in my pocket |
| 6. Are you currently listening to music? |
dead silence |
| 7. Who are the ones? |
most likely ur mom |
| 8. Who invented the Gizmo? |
ALF |
| 9. Do you drink? |
like a fish |
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| 10. Have you found God? |
still searching for her...cuz it is a chick |
| 11. Do you know Jesus loves the little children? |
all the children of the world. hope not like michael jack tho. hehe |
| 12. Do you believe in Plan "A"? |
plan B is definitly worth the 44.95 at walgreens |
| 13. Did you vote for Bush the first time? |
ef no |
| 14. Did you vote for Bush again? |
helllz no |
| 15. Did you answer No to the two previous questions? |
ah duhhhh |
| 16. Does that make you proud? |
not really |
| 17. Who would win in a fight Jesus or The Incredible Hulk? |
jesus dont fight |
| 18. Did you watch Arrested Development? |
nope |
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| 19. What is Love? |
a neverending emotional rollercoaster |
| 20. Is Jim Carrey the greatest comedic actor of our time? |
definitly not |
| 21. Did you say no? |
yes i did |
| 22. If yes, will you please slap yourself? |
ouch! |
| 23. Can you follow the crazy diction? |
i invented it |
| 24. What's your favorite word? |
sucka **** **** er lips..more than one, but im cool like that |
| 25. Do you believe in Magic? |
bologna |
| 26. Is it a trick or an illusion? |
illusion |
| 27. Are you going to throw away that bone? |
imma burry that **** and save it for a rainy day |
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| 28. Are you waiting for a sign from the universe, any sign at all, to become an actor? |
how did u know.... |
| 29. What's the final lesson? |
eat **** |
| 30. If I'm at the docks late at night and I flash my lights, I'm waiting for? |
ur mom to drown |
| 31. Plate or Platter? |
spoon full of sugar |
| 32. What's the deal with the cutoffs? |
on what the crust of ur bread? |
| 33. Are you Hermano? |
imma look that up and get back to ya. |
| 34. Finish this sentence "I'm having a love affair with..."? |
i dont do affairs anymore...haha |
| 35. Do you go to sleep with the TV on? |
yes |
| 36. What's the last book you finished reading? |
i dont finish books |
| 37. Is this the end of the quiz? |
whats my grade? |
| 38. Do you think you'll pass? |
i better! |