| 1. How are you doing today? |
i'm doing fine thanks, you? (: |
| 2. What did you do last night? |
Hmm.. Talked to jade on ze phone |
| 3. How big is your hair? |
not very. |
| 4. What was your favorite Christmas gift? |
i would like a better camera but w/ez |
| 5. Where's the money? |
in my piggy bank foo' |
| 6. Are you currently listening to music? |
yas |
| 7. Who are the ones? |
are the ones? wtf? |
| 8. Who invented the Gizmo? |
umm.. that guy.. |
| 9. Do you drink? |
yes. |
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| 10. Have you found God? |
yes he came to me in a dream & told me to give him my babies. |
| 11. Do you know Jesus loves the little children? |
haha yes i do. =]] |
| 12. Do you believe in Plan "A"? |
hmm i've tried it before but it never works to lets stick to plan "B" |
| 13. Did you vote for Bush the first time? |
bush?! i know no bush! =] |
| 14. Did you vote for Bush again? |
BUSH who is this bush you speak of?! |
| 15. Did you answer No to the two previous questions? |
no i didnt. |
| 16. Does that make you proud? |
that i didn't haha uhm yes? |
| 17. Who would win in a fight Jesus or The Incredible Hulk? |
INCREDIBLE HULK MAN. get wit da programe. |
| 18. Did you watch Arrested Development? |
nawp. did you? |
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| 19. What is Love? |
some bollocks a old man made up to feel special. |
| 20. Is Jim Carrey the greatest comedic actor of our time? |
i wouldn't say greatest but he sure is funny as. |
| 21. Did you say no? |
kinda? |
| 22. If yes, will you please slap yourself? |
haha okay -slap- (: |
| 23. Can you follow the crazy diction? |
yes i invented it |
| 24. What's your favorite word? |
bollocks. |
| 25. Do you believe in Magic? |
yapyupyes. |
| 26. Is it a trick or an illusion? |
illusion oOoOoOoOo.. |
| 27. Are you going to throw away that bone? |
no i'm going to eat it. |
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| 28. Are you waiting for a sign from the universe, any sign at all, to become an actor? |
actor? who do you think your talking to. i am a wo-MAN. =]] & no that is not my caree choice. |
| 29. What's the final lesson? |
that people suck & only animals are cool? |
| 30. If I'm at the docks late at night and I flash my lights, I'm waiting for? |
me to strip |
| 31. Plate or Platter? |
plate. |
| 32. What's the deal with the cutoffs? |
they suck |
| 33. Are you Hermano? |
no comment ;S |
| 34. Finish this sentence "I'm having a love affair with..."? |
my mother. |
| 35. Do you go to sleep with the TV on? |
yes. |
| 36. What's the last book you finished reading? |
"then it fell off in my hand..." |
| 37. Is this the end of the quiz? |
you tell me brains. |
| 38. Do you think you'll pass? |
most likely. |