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1. How are you doing today? Same as always
2. What did you do last night? Had a couple of beers w/ Neil then went home
3. How big is your hair? I shave my head
4. What was your favorite Christmas gift? ;-)
5. Where's the money? The same place the beef is???
6. Are you currently listening to music? Yes
7. Who are the ones? WHAT????
8. Who invented the Gizmo? Your mother
9. Do you drink? See 2
10. Have you found God? Yes, but I'm not telling where he is. (Honostly, he's avoiding you...)
11. Do you know Jesus loves the little children? Especially if you are a chior boy in a Catholic church (Going to hell in 3...2...1...)
12. Do you believe in Plan "A"? This is defently Plan B!
13. Did you vote for Bush the first time? Who wouldn't vote for Bush
14. Did you vote for Bush again? Wait a minute...THAT explains it!
15. Did you answer No to the two previous questions? No
16. Does that make you proud? Who the **** are you? You self ritious ass!
17. Who would win in a fight Jesus or The Incredible Hulk? Jesus
18. Did you watch Arrested Development? No
19. What is Love? any of a number of emotions and experiences related to a sense of strong affection or profound oneness.( Per Wikipedia)
20. Is Jim Carrey the greatest comedic actor of our time? **** no, I am.
21. Did you say no? Are you **** ing retarded
22. If yes, will you please slap yourself? How about I **** ing beat you to death with a midget?
23. Can you follow the crazy diction? Whoever wrote this needs to be drawn and **** ing quartered
24. What's your favorite word? ****
25. Do you believe in Magic? hasn't he had the HIV for 20 years or something? Just die for **** s sake.
26. Is it a trick or an illusion? Well, it's no illusion he has the HIV, so I guess he got it from a trick.
27. Are you going to throw away that bone? WOW! You have just derailed...
28. Are you waiting for a sign from the universe, any sign at all, to become an actor? No, you however need to seek professional help STAT,
29. What's the final lesson? Midgets are the devil.
30. If I'm at the docks late at night and I flash my lights, I'm waiting for? A hooker?
31. Plate or Platter? Plate
32. What's the deal with the cutoffs? Their pants for midgets
33. Are you Hermano? Que?
34. Finish this sentence "I'm having a love affair with..."? myself
35. Do you go to sleep with the TV on? no
36. What's the last book you finished reading? Almost done with Chain of Command, co-authored by Casper Weinberger
37. Is this the end of the quiz? **** I hope so!
38. Do you think you'll pass? How can you **** ing fail a Myspace quiz, **** **** ?