| 1. How are you doing today? |
Rather depressed really, but I'll get over it. |
| 2. What did you do last night? |
Nothing out of the ordinary, despite it being Valentine's night. |
| 3. How big is your hair? |
Not too big, could be smaller tho. |
| 4. What was your favorite Christmas gift? |
Money. |
| 5. Where's the money? |
Not here, I'll tell you that. |
| 6. Are you currently listening to music? |
KT Tunstall, very enjoyable, tho kinda depressing music. |
| 7. Who are the ones? |
What, like aliens? |
| 8. Who invented the Gizmo? |
Gizmo was my cat growing up. I'd say his mom and dad invented him. |
| 9. Do you drink? |
Often as I can. |
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| 10. Have you found God? |
I'm still looking for him. |
| 11. Do you know Jesus loves the little children? |
Sure he does. |
| 12. Do you believe in Plan "A"? |
I have never actually found plan A. |
| 13. Did you vote for Bush the first time? |
I did. |
| 14. Did you vote for Bush again? |
I did. |
| 15. Did you answer No to the two previous questions? |
No. |
| 16. Does that make you proud? |
It does actually. |
| 17. Who would win in a fight Jesus or The Incredible Hulk? |
Seeing as Jesus is/was supposed to be just a regular guy, I'm going with the Hulk. |
| 18. Did you watch Arrested Development? |
No. |
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| 19. What is Love? |
Love is like when you throw a raw egg up into the air. It starts out quickly, then starts to slow, then turns around and SPLAT! |
| 20. Is Jim Carrey the greatest comedic actor of our time? |
No. That would be Bill Cosby. But Jim Carrey IS a great actor, comedic or not. |
| 21. Did you say no? |
Yes. |
| 22. If yes, will you please slap yourself? |
Ouch! Done. |
| 23. Can you follow the crazy diction? |
Which crazy diction? Did I miss something? |
| 24. What's your favorite word? |
**** . |
| 25. Do you believe in Magic? |
No. |
| 26. Is it a trick or an illusion? |
Sure. |
| 27. Are you going to throw away that bone? |
After I gnaw on it for a while. |
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| 28. Are you waiting for a sign from the universe, any sign at all, to become an actor? |
It's not a sign I'm waiting on, it's a dip in responsibility. |
| 29. What's the final lesson? |
Just be honest with yourself and others and it'll all be ok. |
| 30. If I'm at the docks late at night and I flash my lights, I'm waiting for? |
A hooker. |
| 31. Plate or Platter? |
Plate. |
| 32. What's the deal with the cutoffs? |
Out with the 90's. |
| 33. Are you Hermano? |
I'm hermana. |
| 34. Finish this sentence "I'm having a love affair with..."? |
chance. |
| 35. Do you go to sleep with the TV on? |
Nope, I like to conserve energy. |
| 36. What's the last book you finished reading? |
Lord only knows, it was over a year ago. |
| 37. Is this the end of the quiz? |
Doesn't appear to be. |
| 38. Do you think you'll pass? |
I hope so, since so many people are cheating off of me. |