| 1. How are you doing today? |
just great...no classes for me today because of all the snow |
| 2. What did you do last night? |
watched idol, watched the news and went to bed |
| 3. How big is your hair? |
um depends on the day..it's never giant though |
| 4. What was your favorite Christmas gift? |
probably my RAZR last year or the plane tickey i recieved this year |
| 5. Where's the money? |
in my wallet? |
| 6. Are you currently listening to music? |
of course...the new bayside is awesome |
| 7. Who are the ones? |
am i supposed to understand this? |
| 8. Who invented the Gizmo? |
me |
| 9. Do you drink? |
occassionally |
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| 10. Have you found God? |
yes and then i threw him away....we didn't agree that he didn't exist |
| 11. Do you know Jesus loves the little children? |
well then he should be in jail with the rest of the child molesters |
| 12. Do you believe in Plan "A"? |
um...sure? |
| 13. Did you vote for Bush the first time? |
i was 13...so i didn't vote at all....but i vaguely remember voting for him in the mock election...apparently i was living on the planet where he was smart |
| 14. Did you vote for Bush again? |
again couldn't vote but by that time i had realized what a dumbass he was with the rest of the conservative right |
| 15. Did you answer No to the two previous questions? |
no |
| 16. Does that make you proud? |
i can't really blame myself for my 13 year old self...i was 13 |
| 17. Who would win in a fight Jesus or The Incredible Hulk? |
probably the hulk because jesus is dust at this point...all he has to do is blow |
| 18. Did you watch Arrested Development? |
no |
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| 19. What is Love? |
love is like malaria....i don't know what love is....i don't think anyone really does |
| 20. Is Jim Carrey the greatest comedic actor of our time? |
no |
| 21. Did you say no? |
yes |
| 22. If yes, will you please slap yourself? |
lol...no |
| 23. Can you follow the crazy diction? |
vaguely |
| 24. What's your favorite word? |
**** |
| 25. Do you believe in Magic? |
as in the game? |
| 26. Is it a trick or an illusion? |
oh guess not...i don't know..i never considered it |
| 27. Are you going to throw away that bone? |
yes |
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| 28. Are you waiting for a sign from the universe, any sign at all, to become an actor? |
no |
| 29. What's the final lesson? |
life after death is just something we comfort ourselves with...it doesn't exist |
| 30. If I'm at the docks late at night and I flash my lights, I'm waiting for? |
a boat?...why else would you be at the docks? except maybe a drug deal or some kind of mafia activity |
| 31. Plate or Platter? |
plate |
| 32. What's the deal with the cutoffs? |
i don't know....but males should not wear them |
| 33. Are you Hermano? |
a what? |
| 34. Finish this sentence "I'm having a love affair with..."? |
myself |
| 35. Do you go to sleep with the TV on? |
sometimes |
| 36. What's the last book you finished reading? |
make believe for my race and ethnicity class...it was terrible |
| 37. Is this the end of the quiz? |
it would appear so |
| 38. Do you think you'll pass? |
i'm pretty sure it wasn't that type of quiz |
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