| 1. How are you doing today? |
Can't complain... |
| 2. What did you do last night? |
It was Valentines Day....Do I have to keep this G rated?? No, I'm kidding, I ate spaghetti, chiefed a fat bowl, and went to bed. |
| 3. How big is your hair? |
Not too big today, wore a hat all morning. |
| 4. What was your favorite Christmas gift? |
All of the Long Johns and Wool Socks, Keeping me warm! |
| 5. Where's the money? |
Not in my wallet, that's for sure.... |
| 6. Are you currently listening to music? |
Nope, Plum TV Baby! |
| 7. Who are the ones? |
I'm not sure, but I don't think I'm included in the 'ones'. |
| 8. Who invented the Gizmo? |
Probably the same guy that invented the Gadget. |
| 9. Do you drink? |
Occasionally |
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| 10. Have you found God? |
No, was I supposed to be looking? |
| 11. Do you know Jesus loves the little children? |
Then how come he's letting them starve, be born to crack head mothers, and get beaten?? |
| 12. Do you believe in Plan "A"? |
Until it fails I do... |
| 13. Did you vote for Bush the first time? |
If I was old enough to vote I wouldn't have. |
| 14. Did you vote for Bush again? |
No |
| 15. Did you answer No to the two previous questions? |
Yes |
| 16. Does that make you proud? |
Sure does.... |
| 17. Who would win in a fight Jesus or The Incredible Hulk? |
My vote goes for Jesus, but it's really anybody's game. |
| 18. Did you watch Arrested Development? |
No |
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| 19. What is Love? |
If you're in love then you know.... |
| 20. Is Jim Carrey the greatest comedic actor of our time? |
That'd be a big fat NO |
| 21. Did you say no? |
Yes |
| 22. If yes, will you please slap yourself? |
No, but I will slap you for thinking so! |
| 23. Can you follow the crazy diction? |
Doing alright.... |
| 24. What's your favorite word? |
Pocket Book...it's spreading like wildfire |
| 25. Do you believe in Magic? |
Not so much |
| 26. Is it a trick or an illusion? |
Illusion |
| 27. Are you going to throw away that bone? |
??Am I supid for not understanding the question?? |
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| 28. Are you waiting for a sign from the universe, any sign at all, to become an actor? |
No, becoming an actor is the last thing i would want to do..... |
| 29. What's the final lesson? |
I'm not sure, I haven't gotten that far yet |
| 30. If I'm at the docks late at night and I flash my lights, I'm waiting for? |
Some Cocaine probably.... |
| 31. Plate or Platter? |
Plate |
| 32. What's the deal with the cutoffs? |
They're bringing sexy back |
| 33. Are you Hermano? |
I'm not sure what a Hermano is....so I'll say maybe.... |
| 34. Finish this sentence "I'm having a love affair with..."? |
My boyfriend |
| 35. Do you go to sleep with the TV on? |
Yes |
| 36. What's the last book you finished reading? |
Divinci Code |
| 37. Is this the end of the quiz? |
Almost |
| 38. Do you think you'll pass? |
Sure |
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