| 1. How are you doing today? |
cleaning... AGAIN! |
| 2. What did you do last night? |
not a whole lot... tried to make my daughter go to sleep... |
| 3. How big is your hair? |
lol... it's pretty big... it used to be bigger when I was a guidette |
| 4. What was your favorite Christmas gift? |
last year... My son |
| 5. Where's the money? |
in my pocket |
| 6. Are you currently listening to music? |
yes I am.... Andrea Bocelli "Con ti Partiro" |
| 7. Who are the ones? |
what ones? |
| 8. Who invented the Gizmo? |
uhhhhh.... who cares |
| 9. Do you drink? |
I Do |
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| 10. Have you found God? |
Right now he is behind my couch... There are some nights I call and call... nothing |
| 11. Do you know Jesus loves the little children? |
all the children of the world |
| 12. Do you believe in Plan "A"? |
I believe in Plan B |
| 13. Did you vote for Bush the first time? |
nope |
| 14. Did you vote for Bush again? |
hell nope |
| 15. Did you answer No to the two previous questions? |
yep |
| 16. Does that make you proud? |
**** yea |
| 17. Who would win in a fight Jesus or The Incredible Hulk? |
ummmm... the hulk |
| 18. Did you watch Arrested Development? |
nope |
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| 19. What is Love? |
baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me... no more! seriously though.. I have that answer.. I recently read that love is when you look into someone's eyes and see everything you need... I agree |
| 20. Is Jim Carrey the greatest comedic actor of our time? |
one of them |
| 21. Did you say no? |
no |
| 22. If yes, will you please slap yourself? |
**** u |
| 23. Can you follow the crazy diction? |
wtf is that? |
| 24. What's your favorite word? |
**** |
| 25. Do you believe in Magic? |
no... and for what its worth... this survey is retarded |
| 26. Is it a trick or an illusion? |
illusion |
| 27. Are you going to throw away that bone? |
sure |
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| 28. Are you waiting for a sign from the universe, any sign at all, to become an actor? |
no |
| 29. What's the final lesson? |
of what? life? |
| 30. If I'm at the docks late at night and I flash my lights, I'm waiting for? |
drugs or a hooker... lol |
| 31. Plate or Platter? |
plate |
| 32. What's the deal with the cutoffs? |
i wish this survey would cutoff |
| 33. Are you Hermano? |
are you? |
| 34. Finish this sentence "I'm having a love affair with..."? |
you |
| 35. Do you go to sleep with the TV on? |
at times |
| 36. What's the last book you finished reading? |
how to make love like a porn star |
| 37. Is this the end of the quiz? |
god i hope so |
| 38. Do you think you'll pass? |
do i care |