| 1. How are you doing today? |
good, i got plenty of sleep |
| 2. What did you do last night? |
go to dinner and get my valentines day present |
| 3. How big is your hair? |
as big as you want it - no limits |
| 4. What was your favorite Christmas gift? |
a trampoline when i was a kid |
| 5. Where's the money? |
what money....i don't have any money |
| 6. Are you currently listening to music? |
no |
| 7. Who are the ones? |
the cards? |
| 8. Who invented the Gizmo? |
drew's cat? |
| 9. Do you drink? |
yes |
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| 10. Have you found God? |
no, but i know where he is |
| 11. Do you know Jesus loves the little children? |
yes |
| 12. Do you believe in Plan "A"? |
i like plan B better |
| 13. Did you vote for Bush the first time? |
**** no |
| 14. Did you vote for Bush again? |
**** no again |
| 15. Did you answer No to the two previous questions? |
yes |
| 16. Does that make you proud? |
greatly |
| 17. Who would win in a fight Jesus or The Incredible Hulk? |
if i say The Incredible Hulk, do i get struck by lightning or something? |
| 18. Did you watch Arrested Development? |
i have before |
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| 19. What is Love? |
got to do with it |
| 20. Is Jim Carrey the greatest comedic actor of our time? |
one of many |
| 21. Did you say no? |
no |
| 22. If yes, will you please slap yourself? |
no |
| 23. Can you follow the crazy diction? |
diction is my middle name |
| 24. What's your favorite word? |
schnasberries |
| 25. Do you believe in Magic? |
i don't know |
| 26. Is it a trick or an illusion? |
illusion |
| 27. Are you going to throw away that bone? |
probably |
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| 28. Are you waiting for a sign from the universe, any sign at all, to become an actor? |
no, not for me |
| 29. What's the final lesson? |
life's a **** , then you die |
| 30. If I'm at the docks late at night and I flash my lights, I'm waiting for? |
a drug deal |
| 31. Plate or Platter? |
platter |
| 32. What's the deal with the cutoffs? |
don't know |
| 33. Are you Hermano? |
no, but i am a hermana |
| 34. Finish this sentence "I'm having a love affair with..."? |
kermit the frog |
| 35. Do you go to sleep with the TV on? |
yes, i like to fall asleep to it |
| 36. What's the last book you finished reading? |
ha...finished? |
| 37. Is this the end of the quiz? |
i hope so |
| 38. Do you think you'll pass? |
yes |