| 1. How are you doing today? |
good...other than being sick home alonme |
| 2. What did you do last night? |
i was on the computer all night because i was sick |
| 3. How big is your hair? |
how big???its about to my shoulders if thats what you mean |
| 4. What was your favorite Christmas gift? |
heelys or my portable DVD player |
| 5. Where's the money? |
what money......i spent it all |
| 6. Are you currently listening to music? |
yes |
| 7. Who are the ones? |
the ones what? i'm listeining to YELLOWCARD |
| 8. Who invented the Gizmo? |
i have no idea what the heck that is |
| 9. Do you drink? |
not beer or wine but virgin stuff yes |
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| 10. Have you found God? |
yes...hes in heaven waiting for me! |
| 11. Do you know Jesus loves the little children? |
yes...he loves everyone |
| 12. Do you believe in Plan "A"? |
do i believe in plan what? |
| 13. Did you vote for Bush the first time? |
no i'm not old enough...but i would have and my mommy did |
| 14. Did you vote for Bush again? |
I CANT and i would have and my mommy and daddy did FOR THE 2nd TIME |
| 15. Did you answer No to the two previous questions? |
NO..I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE AND I WOULD HAVE VOTED FOR HIM STUPID PERSON |
| 16. Does that make you proud? |
YES IT DOES |
| 17. Who would win in a fight Jesus or The Incredible Hulk? |
Jesus |
| 18. Did you watch Arrested Development? |
do i watch WHAT? |
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| 19. What is Love? |
umm a thing where people fall in love and love eachother...HOW AM I SUPOSSED TO DEFINE LOVE |
| 20. Is Jim Carrey the greatest comedic actor of our time? |
suree why not? |
| 21. Did you say no? |
umm no |
| 22. If yes, will you please slap yourself? |
NO that would hurt..and i said yes |
| 23. Can you follow the crazy diction? |
follow the what what? |
| 24. What's your favorite word? |
i dont no....i dont have one.....only stupid people have favorite words...thats just stupid to have one |
| 25. Do you believe in Magic? |
yes i do! |
| 26. Is it a trick or an illusion? |
neither its real STUPID |
| 27. Are you going to throw away that bone? |
what bone? i dont have one |
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| 28. Are you waiting for a sign from the universe, any sign at all, to become an actor? |
well i want to be one but i probably wont and i'm not waitng for anything other than for my mommy to come home so i can go to my daddys house |
| 29. What's the final lesson? |
i dont no what yuor talking about |
| 30. If I'm at the docks late at night and I flash my lights, I'm waiting for? |
a girl? your mom? what?????? |
| 31. Plate or Platter? |
sure |
| 32. What's the deal with the cutoffs? |
with the wat |
| 33. Are you Hermano? |
am i WHAT? |
| 34. Finish this sentence "I'm having a love affair with..."? |
your mom! OH WHAT NOW |
| 35. Do you go to sleep with the TV on? |
sometimes.....not all the time why the freak would you care |
| 36. What's the last book you finished reading? |
ummm....sleepy hallow whyy |
| 37. Is this the end of the quiz? |
how would i know i didnt make it |
| 38. Do you think you'll pass? |
pass what i thought it was a survay to just take....stupid person |