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1. How are you doing today? Eh. I'm at work and it's wearing me out to try and get caught up since the first of the year. But overall I'm good. Valentine's Day is my least favorite holiday, but my honey managed to make it special.
2. What did you do last night? I went out to eat with my husband, ran to Wal-mart for some last minute stuff,
3. How big is your hair? Uh.... big? It's very long. But is hasn't been big since the early 90's.
4. What was your favorite Christmas gift? I hate Christmas. But for the sake of the survey - the best Christmas gift _ever_ was not having to see my in-laws at all this Christmas. Ah, peace on earth.
5. Where's the money? I don't know, but it sure ain't here. If you find it, let me know.
6. Are you currently listening to music? Nope.
7. Who are the ones? Probably the midgets in my head.
8. Who invented the Gizmo? That purple thing on Sesame Street?
9. Do you drink? Obviously.
10. Have you found God? In some strange places.
11. Do you know Jesus loves the little children? Yep. I sang that song every year in Vacation Bible School.
12. Do you believe in Plan "A"? I should, but I tend to be more of a "screw it all up and then try and concoct Plan B on the fly" kind of person.
13. Did you vote for Bush the first time? .....yeah.
14. Did you vote for Bush again? .....nope.
15. Did you answer No to the two previous questions? Well to one of them.
16. Does that make you proud? Voting, or not voting, for one lying scumbag compared to another lying scumbag doesn't really make me feel very proud. This country truly gives meaning to the phrase "the lesser of two evils."
17. Who would win in a fight Jesus or The Incredible Hulk? Definitely The Hulk. I wanna see some dude get pissed and then grow until his pants are giving him a perma-wedgie.
18. Did you watch Arrested Development? Nope. Never have. Never will.
19. What is Love? ...baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more.
20. Is Jim Carrey the greatest comedic actor of our time? Dear god, I hope not.
21. Did you say no? Yes!
22. If yes, will you please slap yourself? No, but I'll gladly slap you. Or Jim Carrey.
23. Can you follow the crazy diction? The what?
24. What's your favorite word? Meep.
25. Do you believe in Magic? Sometimes I wonder...
26. Is it a trick or an illusion? It's illusion. But some illusions seem so miraculous that it's magical... so it's circular reasoning.
27. Are you going to throw away that bone? Errrrrrrrrrrr.... I thought we buried that body deeper than that.
28. Are you waiting for a sign from the universe, any sign at all, to become an actor? Yes. I'm waiting for Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan to say something intelligent and then I will know it's time for them to come here to the real world and participate in REAL LIFE and I will be free to go to Hollywood and pursue frivolous sex, illegal drugs, and a meaningless existence. HURRY PARIS!
29. What's the final lesson? The Golden Rule: He who has the gold, rules.
30. If I'm at the docks late at night and I flash my lights, I'm waiting for? A shipment of hot latino sex slaves and opium laced cocaine?
31. Plate or Platter? Plate.
32. What's the deal with the cutoffs? A lack of fashion sense?
33. Are you Hermano? No, I'm Baptist.
34. Finish this sentence "I'm having a love affair with..."? Caffeine.
35. Do you go to sleep with the TV on? Sometimes
36. What's the last book you finished reading? Poor Mrs. Rigsby
37. Is this the end of the quiz? If it isn't some question are missing.
38. Do you think you'll pass? I doubt it.