| 1. How are you doing today? |
perfectly fine. |
| 2. What did you do last night? |
i myspaced. |
| 3. How big is your hair? |
.. normal sized? |
| 4. What was your favorite Christmas gift? |
my white chocolate phone. |
| 5. Where's the money? |
idk! ive been looking for deep. |
| 6. Are you currently listening to music? |
yes. voodoo child: jimi hendrix. |
| 7. Who are the ones? |
.. what the **** ? |
| 8. Who invented the Gizmo? |
whats a gizmo? wasnt that the name of one of the gremlins? |
| 9. Do you drink? |
yes i do. |
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| 10. Have you found God? |
hahaha riight. |
| 11. Do you know Jesus loves the little children? |
i bet he does. |
| 12. Do you believe in Plan "A"? |
WHATS PLAN A? |
| 13. Did you vote for Bush the first time? |
im too young to vote. and i hate bush. i never liked him. |
| 14. Did you vote for Bush again? |
NOOO. |
| 15. Did you answer No to the two previous questions? |
yesssssssss. |
| 16. Does that make you proud? |
YES IT DOES. |
| 17. Who would win in a fight Jesus or The Incredible Hulk? |
the incredible hulk. |
| 18. Did you watch Arrested Development? |
ive never seen that show. |
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| 19. What is Love? |
i dont really know.. but ive heard its amazing. |
| 20. Is Jim Carrey the greatest comedic actor of our time? |
maybe not the greatest, but hes funny. |
| 21. Did you say no? |
no i didnt. |
| 22. If yes, will you please slap yourself? |
and if i did say no, NO IM NOT GUNNA SLAP MYSELF. |
| 23. Can you follow the crazy diction? |
whats that., |
| 24. What's your favorite word? |
carboxyheomoglobin concentration. [its found in marijuana.] |
| 25. Do you believe in Magic? |
nope. |
| 26. Is it a trick or an illusion? |
.. both? |
| 27. Are you going to throw away that bone? |
what i do with that bone is none of your business. |
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| 28. Are you waiting for a sign from the universe, any sign at all, to become an actor? |
no, cant say that i am. |
| 29. What's the final lesson? |
i dont know. |
| 30. If I'm at the docks late at night and I flash my lights, I'm waiting for? |
CRACK/COCAINEE!! |
| 31. Plate or Platter? |
.. thats a hell of a question. |
| 32. What's the deal with the cutoffs? |
i was wondering that too. |
| 33. Are you Hermano? |
actually, no im not. |
| 34. Finish this sentence "I'm having a love affair with..."? |
mannylicious. haha. |
| 35. Do you go to sleep with the TV on? |
nope. |
| 36. What's the last book you finished reading? |
i really cant even remember the last time i read a book. |
| 37. Is this the end of the quiz? |
obviously not if theres more questions beneath this. |
| 38. Do you think you'll pass? |
and there is! see? so its not over. dumbass.. but now it is..? |