| 1. Hello I am... |
Laura, I work in Tech Support ...oh SNAPS.... no I am just nerdy looking |
| 2. What the... |
hell is wrong with you ? |
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| 3. Dear... |
Santa where is my pony you promised? |
| 4. Heaven is like... |
really clean and quiet and boring |
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| 5. Hell is like... |
a great party with FREE good food and booze |
| 6. People say... |
do you work in Tech Support ? |
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| 7. Let me take you... |
to places where we can kick it up a notch...to notches unknown ! |
| 8. I'm back in the... |
1980's when I was cool... Wake me up before you GO GO ! |
| 9. It's been a... |
while... but I will once again SMILE LIKE I MEAN IT |
| 10. When I was... |
drunk... I become unrealitically optimistic like everything is JUST FINE |
| 11. I should have... |
been a bit less selfish...and more understanding .... |
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