| 1. Have you ever gone to a mall? |
Oh yeah. This is the way to start a quiz. Yeah. Ask something totally retarded. |
| 2. Hug or kiss? |
Both. |
| 3. Do you drink soda? |
Oh god. What did I get myself into? |
| 4. Have you ever prayed to Bhudda? |
No. |
| 5. Do you believe in the external world? |
What? |
| 6. Soup or salad? |
Both! |
| 7. Do you want to die? |
What, like that Toadies song? |
| 8. Would you go skydiving? |
If I did, I would probably pee everywhere. |
| 9. Emotional or physical pain? |
Physical. |
| 10. Do you have any tattoos? |
Yeah. |
| 11. Who did you last talk to? |
Suavo, Hoss, and Eddie. |
| 12. Do you like the taste of blood? |
Who do you think you're talking to? |
| 13. Have you ever prank called someone? |
Yes. |
| 14. What is your favorite word? |
**** . |
| 15. Favorite age you have been so far? |
27 |
| 16. Have you ever gotten your tongue frozen to something? |
No I haven't. |
| 17. One best friend or many good friends? |
One best. |
| 18. What is your favorite type of ice cream? |
The cold kind. |
| 19. Do you want to talk to anyone right now? |
Uh... |
| 20. Have you ever asked someone out? |
Yes. |
| 21. Bagels or chicken? |
Ooooh. That's hard. I'll take some chicken. |
| 22. Do you have a job? What is it? |
Yeah I do. I do tattoos. |
| 23. Do you have any piercings? |
Yes. |
| 24. What's your favorite song? |
A list a mile and a half long. |
| 25. What's your favorite movie? |
See above. |
| 26. Who is your newest friend? |
Shannon. |
| 27. Have you ever been toilet papering? Why? |
Yeah. Because I was stupid. |
| 28. Do you think you're attractive? |
Yeah. I'm cute as hell. |
| 29. What was the last movie you saw in a theater? |
???? |
| 30. Are you afraid of the dark? |
Aw man. |
| 31. Do you look like your mom or your dad? |
I look just like my dad, but act just like my Mom. |
| 32. Would you set yourself on fire? |
Oh, can I? |
| 33. Would you lie to your best friend? |
No. |
| 34. Good or evil? |
Good. |
| 35. Are you a vegetarian? |
No I am not. |
| 36. What's your favorite car? |
The one I drive. |
| 37. Right handed? Left handed? Both? |
Right. |
| 38. Have you ever been in an accident? |
Like with a car? |
| 39. Touch or be touched? |
Touch. I don't like to be touched. |
| 40. Would you give money to a hobo? |
Yeah. |
| 41. Collar popped or normal? |
Normal. Collar poppin' is dumb looking. |
| 42. What is your favorite type of music? |
Death metal. |
| 43. What's your favorite color? |
Dark blue, greens, red. |
| 44. Do you personally know any bums? |
I have before, but not currently. |
| 45. Are you ghetto? |
Not so much. |
| 46. Long or short hair? |
Short. |
| 47. Are you rude? |
Sometimes. |
| 48. Have you dated anyone you met online? |
No way!! |
| 49. Do you want to have kids? |
No way!! |
| 50. What if you had three wishes - what would you wish for? |
To be able to teleport. To have whatever amount of money I need at whatever time I need it. To be able to work on cars and know exactly what I'm doing. |
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| 51. What size shoe do you wear? |
7 |
| 52. Do you hate someone? |
Yes I do. |
| 53. What's your favorite TV show? |
Look at my profile. |
| 54. Would you sell your soul to the Devil? |
No way! That's retarded. |
| 55. What are you listening to right now? |
You don't wanna know. |
| 56. What's your favorite drink? |
At this very moment, I'd say Coke. |
| 57. Do you like the band Nine Inch Nails? |
Yeah. Sometimes. |
| 58. Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point? |
Cedar Point! |
| 59. Are you color blind? |
No. |
| 60. Who is your enemy? |
James. |
| 61. Why are they called fingers if they don't fing? |
Heh heh. |
| 62. Who do you have a crush on now? |
Suavo. |
| 63. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? |
I'm **** in' slammin'! |
| 64. Have you ever walked more than a mile? |
Yes I have. |
| 65. Have you ever been high? |
*rolls eyes* |
| 66. What is one thing that annoys you? |
Stupid questions... |
| 67. Mom or Dad? |
Mom. |
| 68. Do you have a boyfriend? |
Yes I do. |
| 69. Are your parents still together? |
No. |
| 70. Have you been on drugs? |
Oh come on. |
| 71. Have you ever gone streaking? |
Not in public. |
| 72. Tan or pale? |
Pale. Tan in some spots... |
| 73. Where were you born? |
Lansing, MI. |
| 74. Favorite city? |
I'm cool here. |
| 75. Do you know how to drive stick? |
What kind of stick...heeheehee... |
| 76. Would you flip off the pope? |
No. That's just mean. |
| 77. How do you vent anger? |
**** a whole lot, maybe yell... |
| 78. Do you own a camera phone? |
Yes I do. |
| 79. What is your most missed memory? |
Grandparents. |
| 80. Have you ever been on a boat? |
Yes. |
| 81. Where did you get your last email from? |
Don't remember. |
| 82. The phrase you overuse most on IM: |
I don't IM. |
| 83. Have you ever cried in public? |
Yes. |
| 84. Have you ever been to a beach? |
Yes. |
| 85. Do you believe in God? |
In my own way I suppose... |
| 86. Do you like taking surveys? |
Very much so. |
| 87. Do you believe in soul mates? |
Yeah, in a way. |
| 88. Have you ever been dumped? |
Dumped like a hot sack of **** !! |
| 89. Have you ever made a blood oath? |
Sorta... |
| 90. Who annoys you? |
Pretty much the whole human race. |
| 91. Have you ever kissed someone in the rain? |
Yes. |
| 92. Would you flip off the president? |
Maybe... |
| 93. Have you ever trusted in Jesus Christ as your savior? |
What? |
| 94. Have you ever been on TV? |
Yes I have. |
| 95. Would you have plastic surgery? |
No, I don't think so... |
| 96. Status quo or radical change? |
Huh? |
| 97. Name 4 things you always have with you: |
Cigarettes, lighter, clothes (on my body), glasses. |
| 98. Snakes or rabbits? |
Rabbits. |
| 99. Abercrombie or Hollister? |
Neither really. |
| 100. Have you ever danced in public? |
Yeah, a bunch of times. In fact, it's pretty rare if I don't. |
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| 101. Coke or Pepsi? |
Coke! |
| 102. Disney or Warner Brothers? |
Both. |
| 103. Would you run from the police? |
No, that's dumb. Very dumb. |
| 104. What is one bet you've won? |
I won a bet with Shea that the girl in Airheads was not Christina Applegate. Shea was my **** that day!! 10 bucks! |
| 105. Do you like yourself? |
Most of the time. |
| 106. Explain what you think about dating. |
Like, how? |
| 107. Do you have a girlfriend? |
No I don't! |
| 108. Have you ever written a song? |
Sorta... I write parodies... |
| 109. Have you ever yelled at a telemarketer? |
I have been very **** y with one, but I don't think I've ever yelled. |
| 110. What is your favorite male name? |
Don't really have one. |
| 111. Do you memorize random facts? |
Yes I do. |
| 112. Do you like depressing music? |
Sometimes! |
| 113. Tastes great, or less filling? |
Tastes great. |
| 114. What was your New Year's resolution? |
Lose weight and take better care of myself. |
| 115. Would you smoke? |
Yeah. |
| 116. Do you smile a lot? |
Yeah! |
| 117. Do you believe in spontaneous combustion? |
How could I not? |
| 118. What do you think of reality TV? |
I think most of it is pretty dorky. I like Ninja Warrior, though. |
| 119. Have you ever been racist? |
Uh... |
| 120. Do you have a blog? |
Yes. |
| 121. Do you read much? |
If you count survey questions... |
| 122. Will the world end in fire or ice? |
Don't care, really. |
| 123. If you could go to one place right now, it would be: |
Right freaking here. |
| 124. What is your hair color? |
Choc. brown and pink. |
| 125. What's your favorite band? |
Necrophagist. |
| 126. Last time you used the bathroom? |
It's been a while... |
| 127. What would you change about the past? |
Nothin'. |
| 128. Do you believe in aliens? |
Yes. |
| 129. Cars or boats? |
Cars!! |
| 130. Do you like tongue twisters? |
Yeah, they can be pretty funny. |
| 131. Have you ever cut yourself? |
Yes I have. |
| 132. New York or California? |
Never been to either! Wanna go to NY, though. |
| 133. Favorite athlete? |
Don't have one. |
| 134. Are you artistic? |
Yeah I guess. |
| 135. Would you kill someone? |
Uh... |
| 136. One rumor that's been spread about you: |
That I'm pregnant--which I'm not. |
| 137. Do you wear deoderant? |
When I remember. |
| 138. Do you like sports? |
Not really. |
| 139. What's the longest car ride/road trip you've been on? |
24 hrs. to Colorado. |
| 140. Have you ever thrown up on a dentist? |
No. |
| 141. Watching or playing sports? |
Watch? |
| 142. What is your dream job? |
Bowling alley owner... |
| 143. Explain what you think about hippies. |
Smelly? |
| 144. Have you ever been arrested? Why? |
No. |
| 145. When do you get up? |
When my alarm goes off. |
| 146. Have you ever been drunk? |
Yes. |
| 147. Chocolate or vanilla? |
Whichever. |
| 148. Do you want to get married? |
Yeah. |
| 149. What were you doing at midnight last night? |
Watching Urotsukidoji. |
| 150. Explain your religious beliefs. |
No. |
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| 151. Have you ever been to college? |
No. |
| 152. How are you feeling right now? |
Need you ask? |
| 153. Do you shower daily? |
No. |
| 154. Do you study the Bible? |
No. |
| 155. Logic or art? |
Both. |
| 156. Would you have sex before marriage? Why or why not? |
Yes. Because I want to. |
| 157. Do you ever use your full name? |
When I sign stuff. |
| 158. What is something you know that most people don't? |
That Wayne Newton has a penguin farm in his back yard. |
| 159. Would you dress as the opposite sex? |
I would wear boys clothes, but not dress as a boy. |
| 160. How much cash do you have right now? |
Don't feel like counting it. |
| 161. Do you still use film for cameras? |
Sometimes. |
| 162. Do you stop to smell the roses? |
Yes I do. |
| 163. What store would you choose to max out a credit card? Why? |
I do not and will not use credit cards. |
| 164. What is your eye color? |
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| 165. What is your biggest fear? |
Pehhhhhh... |
| 166. Do you know anyone who has never left their home state? |
Maybe... |
| 167. What's your family like? |
They are from MI. What do you think. |
| 168. What is your screen name? |
Maya...is a ninja in the dark. |
| 169. Yoga or pilates? |
Yoga? |
| 170. How do you usually dress? |
Jeans and t-shirt or scrubs. |
| 171. You are about to die. What do you do with your worldly possesions? |
Give them out to whoever would take the best care of them. |
| 172. What was the last insult you received? |
Soooooommmeeeeone in the room doesn't care for chicks from MI! Haha! |
| 173. Do you like rock climbing? |
Ehh... |
| 174. Have you ever kissed someone? |
Really? |
| 175. Have you ever written a poem? |
Yeah. |
| 176. Have you ever gone a week without showering? |
Mm-hmm... |
| 177. Do you use email, IM, MySpace, or phone the most? |
myspace. |
| 178. One goal you'd like to achieve this year: |
Happy. |
| 179. What's your favorite animal? |
Kitties and bunnies. |
| 180. Have you ever told someone that you loved them? |
Yup. |
| 181. Land or water? |
Land. |
| 182. How many ex boyfriends/girlfriends do you have? |
Woo! That's a long list. |
| 183. Would you live on another planet if it were possible? |
Dunno. |
| 184. Do you believe in yourself? |
Yeah. |
| 185. Shorts or pants? |
Pants. |
| 186. Apple or Microsoft? |
Don't care. |
| 187. What do you call those little plastic things on the ends of shoelaces? |
Uh. I call them the little plastic things on the ends of shoelaces. |
| 188. Do you like photography? |
Yes. |
| 189. Math or science? |
Science. |
| 190. Who do you want to meet? |
Look on my profile. |
| 191. Do you like dogs? |
Yeah. |
| 192. Do you like poetry? |
Yes. |
| 193. What's your phone ringtone? |
Holy Diver and Thunderball. |
| 194. What's the best concert you've seen? |
There's a lot. |
| 195. Name one person you love, and why: |
Suavo. Need I say why? |
| 196. Favorite comic strip? |
Calvin and Hobbes. |
| 197. Have you ever smoked? |
Didn't I answer this like 6 times? |
| 198. Are you registered to vote? (And have you yet?) |
No. |
| 199. Would you date someone you met online? |
No way. |
| 200. Orange juice or apple juice? |
Both. |