| 1. How are you doing today? |
Im alright thanks. |
| 2. What did you do last night? |
I went to the pub with Stuart and Jesse. |
| 3. How big is your hair? |
Big? Haha. Its getting long, longest since like grade four. Its about as big as my head for "bigness" though. |
| 4. What was your favorite Christmas gift? |
My favourite ever? I dont know, the laptop was pretty sweet. This year my favourite would have to be... car stereo. |
| 5. Where's the money? |
Where's what money? I defintiely dont have any of that. |
| 6. Are you currently listening to music? |
No, Im in class. But I am watching a movie about British Imperialism. |
| 7. Who are the ones? |
The ones? I dont understand this question. Am I supposed to be answering yes/no like some sort of MadLib? |
| 8. Who invented the Gizmo? |
The guy who invented Gremlins. |
| 9. Do you drink? |
Yes. Drinking is necessary to sustain life. Oh, you must mean alcohol...? Yes, I drink that too. |
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| 10. Have you found God? |
As far as Im concerned I wont find God until I die. I believe in "him" if thats the question. |
| 11. Do you know Jesus loves the little children? |
Yes, I learned all about in through elementary and high school. |
| 12. Do you believe in Plan "A"? |
I have no idea what that is. Is this a play on "plan b" emergency contraception? Like plan a for abstinence? If you dont want kids/stds and are too lazy to use contraceptives then you should defintely be abstinent or sterlized. |
| 13. Did you vote for Bush the first time? |
No. There are two reasons for this: 1) He's a well known idiot; 2) He is republican and its not likely that Id ever vote for such a party; 3) I am not an American citizen nor do I live in the United State and therefore I cannot vote. |
| 14. Did you vote for Bush again? |
See above. |
| 15. Did you answer No to the two previous questions? |
Yes. |
| 16. Does that make you proud? |
Yes. In all three ways. |
| 17. Who would win in a fight Jesus or The Incredible Hulk? |
It is difficult to say that either existed. Its difficult to say if their powers exist. I have no idea. |
| 18. Did you watch Arrested Development? |
Ive seen one episode. |
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| 19. What is Love? |
Love is Stuart S. Pauls. |
| 20. Is Jim Carrey the greatest comedic actor of our time? |
No. |
| 21. Did you say no? |
Yes. |
| 22. If yes, will you please slap yourself? |
Haha. I like this. |
| 23. Can you follow the crazy diction? |
The crazy diction of this survey? My goodness, I have no idea what the question is half the time. I kind of like it. |
| 24. What's your favorite word? |
I dont think I have one. |
| 25. Do you believe in Magic? |
No. |
| 26. Is it a trick or an illusion? |
Both. |
| 27. Are you going to throw away that bone? |
Which bone? I need all the ones Ive got. |
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| 28. Are you waiting for a sign from the universe, any sign at all, to become an actor? |
No. I have no inclanation to become an actor. |
| 29. What's the final lesson? |
Final lesson before reading week: Imperialisation. |
| 30. If I'm at the docks late at night and I flash my lights, I'm waiting for? |
Drugs? I have no idea. |
| 31. Plate or Platter? |
Plate. Well, a platter is just a large oddly shaped plate so either or works. |
| 32. What's the deal with the cutoffs? |
I dont know. But Im not dealing with cutoffs for school anymore so I dont mind them much anymore. |
| 33. Are you Hermano? |
I have no idea what a Hermano is. |
| 34. Finish this sentence "I'm having a love affair with..."? |
Stuart Pauls |
| 35. Do you go to sleep with the TV on? |
No. What a waste of energy and money. |
| 36. What's the last book you finished reading? |
A Short History of Progress. Finished. Ive read most of Huckleberry Finn and some of The American since then though. |
| 37. Is this the end of the quiz? |
Obviously not, there is still one more question |
| 38. Do you think you'll pass? |
I didnt know it was a pass or fail kind fo thing |
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