| 1. get stepped on by an elephant or get beat up by a leprauchaun? |
Beaten up by a lep. I mean cummon, he's a little drunk Irish guy, how hard could defeating him be? |
| 2. drink a shot of lemon juice or smell like poop for a week? |
lemon juice |
| 3. die from drowning or die from being shot? |
shot, most definitely |
| 4. watch you parents getting killed or get killed yourself? |
watching someone get killed would suck ass |
| 5. eat an entire watermelon or get really bad sunburn? |
watermelon |
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| 6. throw up or get followed by ten people , even in the bathroom, for a week? |
throw up |
| 7. be blind or deaf? |
deaf |
| 8. live in the 1800's or get run over by a car and break every bone in your body? |
well I wouldn't be DEAD if I lived in the 1800s...why are NONE of these related? |
| 9. meet Justin Timberlake or Paris Hilton? |
Can I exchange them into some other person |
| 10. be a professional singer or actor? |
actor I gues... |
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| 11. be able to stop time or be invisible? |
I would stop time...or at least slow it down |
| 12. be a witch or live in the dryer? |
witch |
| 13. be rich or have no home? |
rich...what a stupid question |
| 14. have no one or have 4 boyfriends/girlfriends and they all not know about the other 3? |
no one |
| 15. have sloth or envy? |
eh, pick for me |
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| 16. have six inch long nails or purple eyes? |
nails...you can always cut them |
| 17. own a two headed snake or a purple cow? |
purple cow |
| 18. live in California or Cancun? |
cancun |
| 19. knit a sweater or bake 10,000 cookies? |
bake |
| 20. live with your grandmother or live with twelve other people? |
well who are these 12 other people? |
| 21. go on a 1,200 mile bike ride or have eye surgery? |
eye |
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