| 1. Do you brush and floss? |
the gooch? |
| 2. Have you ever prank called someone? |
shelby everyday |
| 3. Logic or art? |
u can eat art |
| 4. Do you like yourself? |
**** yea!!!! |
| 5. Do you send chain letters very often? |
never |
| 6. Do you like celebrities? |
jennifer aniston, angelina jole, martha stewart, the old lady off "everybody hates raymond" |
| 7. Have you ever been home schooled? |
in bartending |
| 8. Who is the most unique person you know, and why? |
shelby, she is 12 and OBSESSED with 80's music. (find another kid like that) |
| 9. Have you ever snuck anyone into your house? |
yes i have, even lately |
| 10. Do you love someone? |
i put her name on my arm |
| 11. Have you ever committed suicide? |
0 for 4. damn rope keeps breaking |
| 12. Do animals go to Heaven? |
where? |
| 13. Have you ever failed drivers' ed? Why? |
nope, wasn't drunk enough |
| 14. Drums or guitar? |
drums |
| 15. Do you still use film for cameras? |
only polaroids lol |
| 16. Where did you go to school? |
tennessee state university |
| 17. Do you wear deoderant? |
nope, anitipersperent |
| 18. Have you ever been arrested? Why? |
yes, pissing on a newpaper machine |
| 19. Name one person you love, and why: |
shelby, she |
| 20. Are you a neat freak? |
everywhere but my bedroom lol |
| 21. Touch or be touched? |
sexually? |
| 22. Jeans or skirt? |
I look good in a skirt |
| 23. Have you ever thrown up on a dentist? |
never seen a dentist |
| 24. Have you ever moshed? |
**** yea |
| 25. Have you ever been drunk? |
possibly |
| 26. Would you run from the police? |
an hour ago |
| 27. Have you ever left the house naked? |
seen a friend do it on a moped |
| 28. Where do you live? |
atlantis |
| 29. Would you be president if you could? |
hell no!!!!! I would be shot in a day |
| 30. Have you ever been racist? |
no comment |
| 31. Watching or playing sports? |
watching |
| 32. Do you like tongue twisters? |
that like a dirty sanchez? |
| 33. Do you have a soul? |
"U CAN'T TAKE MY SOUL AWAY FROM ME" - slipknot |
| 34. Do you believe in free will? |
i free willy once in awhile |
| 35. Would you date someone you met online? |
never |
| 36. Do you sing? |
like sting from the police lol |
| 37. Pink or blue? |
silver and gold |
| 38. Have you ever been to college? |
yale |
| 39. Do you like sports? |
never |
| 40. What was the last insult you received? |
shelby said i was a buttmunch |
| 41. What do you think of reality TV? |
reality porn is cool |
| 42. Favorite website? |
www.bangedup.com |
| 43. You're having a bad day. Who do you want to talk to? |
jennifer aniston |
| 44. Have you ever been on a boat? |
sex on a boat? |
| 45. Who do you NOT want to meet? |
my dad, again |
| 46. Long or short hair? |
long on a woman, woohoo!!!! |
| 47. Would you drop out of school or quit your job? |
quit my schooljob |
| 48. Do you like rock climbing? |
at fun city |
| 49. Rock or rap? |
heavy **** in metal |
| 50. Who is your oldest friend? How long have you known them? |
my mom |
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| 51. Do you want to have kids? |
i am getting snipped |
| 52. Is it Pet's Mart or Pet Smart? |
pet smart |
| 53. Have you ever searched for your own name on Google? |
yes i have, i am a former stuntman |
| 54. Chocolate or vanilla? |
vanilla |
| 55. What's your phone ringtone? |
salsa |
| 56. Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend? |
nope |
| 57. Do you find dead people interesting? |
anna nicole smith |
| 58. Do you like your name? |
raphael, tbs funny |
| 59. What's your favorite book? |
betty crocker cookbook |
| 60. Orange juice or apple juice? |
screwdrivers |
| 61. Are all the pigs lined up? |
am i country??? ask derrick |
| 62. What's your favorite movie? |
clerks, then clerks 2 |
| 63. What would you change about the past? |
no sex change |
| 64. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? |
no sex change? |
| 65. Are you rude? |
**** no i am not **** in rude **** er |
| 66. Do you drink alcohol? |
not in the last 5 minutes |
| 67. Would you have sex before marriage? Why or why not? |
nope, thats just not me |
| 68. Have you ever gone a week without showering? |
no, hell **** in no |
| 69. What was your New Year's resolution? |
break my record |
| 70. What do you call those little plastic things on the ends of shoelaces? |
knobs |
| 71. Have you ever beat someone up? |
yep |
| 72. Who do you talk to most on the phone? |
shelby |
| 73. Have you ever peed your pants after age 8? |
last week, saw shelby eat a hotdog covered in jelly and chocolate |
| 74. Do you like seafood? |
redlobster is for steak |
| 75. What grade are you in? |
5th |
| 76. Have you ever sworn? |
**** no |
| 77. Do you believe in spontaneous combustion? |
what is that? boom!!!!!! |
| 78. Mints or chewing gum? |
gum lol |
| 79. Dogs or cats? |
dogs, but i have cats |
| 80. What was the last compliment you GAVE? |
damn your **** s wet lol |
| 81. Do you believe that animals have souls? |
yes they do |
| 82. Croutons or bacon bits? |
mmmm, bacon |
| 83. Have you ever cut yourself? |
not on purpose |
| 84. Do you have any collections? |
redskins, braves, kenseth **** , oh and used condoms |
| 85. Do you believe in God? |
not going there |
| 86. Favorite day of the week? |
mondays, 24 and prisonbreak |
| 87. Do you like having your picture taken? Why? |
no, unless i shave myself |
| 88. How do you vent anger? |
having sex with a blowup sheep |
| 89. Have you ever met a celebrity? |
jennifer aniston, she left me for brad pitt |
| 90. Have you ever made a promise you'd die to keep? |
yep |
| 91. Why do you admire people? |
who the **** do i admire? emeril? |
| 92. Have you ever been beat up? |
well, yea |
| 93. How do you align yourself politically? |
republicans, all the way hillary and osama |
| 94. Apple or Microsoft? |
microsoft |
| 95. Do you stop to smell the roses? |
every time |
| 96. What is your most missed memory? |
yesterdays, there was so many things i was never told axl rose |
| 97. Favorite age you have been so far? |
19 |
| 98. Do you look like your mom or your dad? |
don't know my dad, he was a pro soccer player in argentina |
| 99. Do you wear makeup? |
only at poison concerts |
| 100. Explain your political beliefs. |
republican |
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| 101. Is there happiness in slavery? |
lol, no comment |
| 102. What is your biggest weakness? |
beer |
| 103. Do you believe in magic? |
american pie movie song |
| 104. What kind of music do you hate? |
country |
| 105. The phrase you overuse most on IM: |
lol |
| 106. Do you believe in the external world? |
what? |
| 107. What does the world need more of? |
breweries |
| 108. How many ex boyfriends/girlfriends do you have? |
not going there |
| 109. Your best friend: |
derrick |
| 110. Do you believe in soul mates? |
no, not at all |
| 111. Sprite or 7Up? |
sprite, with bacardi limon |
| 112. Magazines or books? |
star, enquiror, globe, porn |
| 113. Have you ever fallen in love with a neighbor? |
mr. kangas |
| 114. If you could go to one place right now, it would be: |
jennifer anistons legs |
| 115. French or Italian? |
italian, they shave |
| 116. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? |
in chocolate |
| 117. Have you ever danced in public? |
yes i have, want the website? |
| 118. Do you know how to drive a car? |
yes i do |
| 119. Do you know any foreign languages? |
nope |
| 120. What is your lucky number? |
2 |
| 121. Do you like dogs? |
yes |
| 122. Do you have a boyfriend? |
hell **** in no |
| 123. What is your best physical feature? |
my pinky toe |
| 124. Cell phone, land line, or talking with a mic on the computer? |
cell |
| 125. Do you hate yourself? |
hell no |
| 126. Would you lie to your best friend? |
always do |
| 127. Are you afraid of the dark? |
only in rock island |
| 128. What's your favorite color? |
black |
| 129. Would you date someone younger than you? |
i have |
| 130. Happy or depressing music? |
happy damnit |
| 131. Have you ever gone streaking? |
only to kfc |
| 132. Have you ever been on TV? |
yep, my bday at a steamwheelers playoff game, when they were good |
| 133. Would you sell your soul to the Devil? |
already have, for a 12 pack of rolling rock |
| 134. What is the last thing you said to someone? |
**** to mouth chad? |
| 135. Are you artistic? |
yes i am |
| 136. What is the longest you have gone without sleeping? |
day and a half already tonite??? |
| 137. What is your favorite number? |
seen this before |
| 138. Hot or cold? |
cold, nipping |
| 139. Have you ever cut off a limb? |
only rick allens, of def leppard |
| 140. What is the perfect day for you? |
raceday |
| 141. Shorts or pants? |
pants |
| 142. Do you smile a lot? |
**** no |
| 143. Do you use email, IM, MySpace, or phone the most? |
email |
| 144. Have you ever written a song? |
only about beer |
| 145. Hug or kiss? |
smoochies poochies |
| 146. Last time you saw your dad? |
my nephews graduation, **** in dick |
| 147. Soup or salad? |
soup |
| 148. Do you like dancing? |
on the sheets |
| 149. Favorite food? |
tacos |
| 150. Have you ever stolen something over $20? |
earlier tonite i did, a vibrator from tr video |
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| 151. Would you dress as the opposite sex? |
only on halloween |
| 152. Do you smoke? |
what? |
| 153. Do you memorize random facts? |
numbers, bdays, concert dates from the past, condom experation dates, am i rainman? |
| 154. What name brand do you wear the most? |
lady lee |
| 155. Sunrise or sunset? |
sunset baby |
| 156. What do you label yourself as? |
an ewok |
| 157. Have you ever kissed someone? |
never |
| 158. Would you flip off the president? |
not bush, he is the man!!!! |
| 159. Would you chug beer? |
not tonite |
| 160. Have you ever been high? |
not tonite |
| 161. Do you wear cologne? |
not tonite, but i did have chads neck by my peter |
| 162. Do you hold grudges? |
only in football, and baseball, and nascar |
| 163. What is your favorite IM acronym (lol, omg, ttyl, etc)? |
atm lol, clerks 2 |
| 164. Do you want to die? |
when i am old |
| 165. Status quo or radical change? |
?????? |
| 166. Explain what you think about hippies. |
good drugs a long time ago |
| 167. Cars or boats? |
cars, pintos or chevettes r best |
| 168. How often do you visit your myspace/xanga/etc profile? |
every **** in day unless shelby hacks into my profile and changes my password |
| 169. Have you ever gotten your tongue frozen to something? |
the icecube stuck in her umm, area |
| 170. Would you smoke? |
not anymore |
| 171. Last text? |
ur a nigger, derrick |
| 172. Have you ever been asked for an autograph? |
by steve clark |
| 173. What is your eye color? |
black |
| 174. Do you like the band Nine Inch Nails? |
**** yea |
| 175. Do you have a blog? |
yea about petifile umpires in softball |
| 176. What do you think about homosexual marriage? |
whatever gets u off, go for it |
| 177. What if you had three wishes - what would you wish for? |
bud brewery, win the lotto, and shelby to be a prep LOL, sorry |
| 178. Have you ever smoked? |
smoked what? leaves? |
| 179. Do you like poetry? |
not really |
| 180. Do you believe in aliens? |
**** yea, ever seen E.T.? or men in black??? |
| 181. Coke or Pepsi? |
pepsi, **** coke, it sux |
| 182. What's the most common name you know? |
dave, or david, or raphael |
| 183. What does your name mean? |
nicknack patty whack, give a dog a snickers |
| 184. Have you ever pulled an all-nighter? |
sex? on acid? nope |
| 185. Have you ever made a blood oath? |
only with bruce dickenson |
| 186. Your crush's first name: |
moomoo |
| 187. Are you color blind? |
hell yea, most men are |
| 188. Have you ever been on a road trip? |
yep |
| 189. Do you believe in yourself? |
i do believe in myself |
| 190. Favorite month? |
october |
| 191. Do you believe in love at first sight? |
only with rachel, from friends |
| 192. Last hug? |
shelby |
| 193. Last time you cried? |
denied **** to mouth for the 3rd time. 1 outta 4 ain't too bad |
| 194. How many times a day do you go on myspace? |
9 times a day |
| 195. Do you have any tattoos? |
just got one, **** in feels like a sunburn |
| 196. Who is your enemy? |
cowboys, yankees, gordon, johnson, hillary clinton |
| 197. Have you ever been dumped? |
in a shopping cart once, it hurt |
| 198. What is your favorite sport? |
pingpong, womens doubles |
| 199. Group or single dates? |
don't do orgys |
| 200. Lace or satin? |
neither |
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