| 1. get stepped on by an elephant or get beat up by a leprauchaun? |
leprauhan |
| 2. drink a shot of lemon juice or smell like poop for a week? |
LEMON JUICE |
| 3. die from drowning or die from being shot? |
shot. at least it's better than being drawn and quartered |
| 4. watch you parents getting killed or get killed yourself? |
getting killed |
| 5. eat an entire watermelon or get really bad sunburn? |
sunburn |
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| 6. throw up or get followed by ten people , even in the bathroom, for a week? |
followed. haha. yes, followed for sure. |
| 7. be blind or deaf? |
deaf |
| 8. live in the 1800's or get run over by a car and break every bone in your body? |
1800's...then I could churn my own butter...or something |
| 9. meet Justin Timberlake or Paris Hilton? |
Paris Hilton |
| 10. be a professional singer or actor? |
Singer |
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| 11. be able to stop time or be invisible? |
Invisible because I am SO nosy |
| 12. be a witch or live in the dryer? |
Witch. The dryer is hot. |
| 13. be rich or have no home? |
Neither for very long...I guess rich |
| 14. have no one or have 4 boyfriends/girlfriends and they all not know about the other 3? |
No one |
| 15. have sloth or envy? |
Envy |
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| 16. have six inch long nails or purple eyes? |
Purple eyes. Some people pay for those. |
| 17. own a two headed snake or a purple cow? |
Cow. You can't do much with a snake. I could always paint the cow. |
| 18. live in California or Cancun? |
Cancun |
| 19. knit a sweater or bake 10,000 cookies? |
Knit a sweater. I don't bake...unless you can microwave cookies |
| 20. live with your grandmother or live with twelve other people? |
12 other people...dear lord, 12 other people |
| 21. go on a 1,200 mile bike ride or have eye surgery? |
bike ride. Where do I sign up?! |
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