| 1. get stepped on by an elephant or get beat up by a leprauchaun? |
I'll let the little guy punch my kneecaps a couple times. |
| 2. drink a shot of lemon juice or smell like poop for a week? |
'Tis a hard one... |
| 3. die from drowning or die from being shot? |
Shoot me. |
| 4. watch you parents getting killed or get killed yourself? |
You're gross. |
| 5. eat an entire watermelon or get really bad sunburn? |
Hand over the watermelon you idiot. |
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| 6. throw up or get followed by ten people , even in the bathroom, for a week? |
I do hate to vomit, but I'm not into being stalked. |
| 7. be blind or deaf? |
Deaf. Hands down. |
| 8. live in the 1800's or get run over by a car and break every bone in your body? |
Hand me my high button shoes. |
| 9. meet Justin Timberlake or Paris Hilton? |
Can I pick someone else entirely? |
| 10. be a professional singer or actor? |
Singer. |
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| 11. be able to stop time or be invisible? |
Ooh...I guess stop time. Although being invisible would allow me to walk around naked and/or take some **** es out as the most in-demand hit person ever. |
| 12. be a witch or live in the dryer? |
What the **** ? Give me the powers. |
| 13. be rich or have no home? |
Gee, that's a tough one. |
| 14. have no one or have 4 boyfriends/girlfriends and they all not know about the other 3? |
I'm not evil. |
| 15. have sloth or envy? |
I have both. |
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| 16. have six inch long nails or purple eyes? |
Purple eyes, long nails are sick. |
| 17. own a two headed snake or a purple cow? |
The cow. What's with all the purple? |
| 18. live in California or Cancun? |
Cali. |
| 19. knit a sweater or bake 10,000 cookies? |
Hand me the oven mitts. |
| 20. live with your grandmother or live with twelve other people? |
My Grandmother, I think. It would be nice to see her again. But who are all these other people? |
| 21. go on a 1,200 mile bike ride or have eye surgery? |
The bike ride...do you not know me and my fear of all things surgical or the fact that I can barely listen to people's retelling of their eye surgery tales? |