| 1. get stepped on by an elephant or get beat up by a leprauchaun? |
leprauchaun |
| 2. drink a shot of lemon juice or smell like poop for a week? |
lemon juice |
| 3. die from drowning or die from being shot? |
die from being shot |
| 4. watch you parents getting killed or get killed yourself? |
Myself and this is morbid even for my tastes! lol |
| 5. eat an entire watermelon or get really bad sunburn? |
entire watermelon |
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| 6. throw up or get followed by ten people , even in the bathroom, for a week? |
Ten hot guys into bathroom is more like it |
| 7. be blind or deaf? |
deaf |
| 8. live in the 1800's or get run over by a car and break every bone in your body? |
1800's **** - Show them some freak on |
| 9. meet Justin Timberlake or Paris Hilton? |
JT- this way I can look at his but |
| 10. be a professional singer or actor? |
Singer- I break glass right now |
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| 11. be able to stop time or be invisible? |
Good question-stop time |
| 12. be a witch or live in the dryer? |
Why cant I be both? |
| 13. be rich or have no home? |
rich- thats stupid question |
| 14. have no one or have 4 boyfriends/girlfriends and they all not know about the other 3? |
no one- thats what I do now, and it works wonders for my skin. |
| 15. have sloth or envy? |
envy-im way to clean and neat to have sloth |
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| 16. have six inch long nails or purple eyes? |
putple eyes- you hear of contacts? |
| 17. own a two headed snake or a purple cow? |
Purple Cow while playing purple rain from Prince |
| 18. live in California or Cancun? |
Cancun with my beach bunny |
| 19. knit a sweater or bake 10,000 cookies? |
cookies |
| 20. live with your grandmother or live with twelve other people? |
12 others- my GM is a drunken bi### |
| 21. go on a 1,200 mile bike ride or have eye surgery? |
Bike ride and sleep in tent |
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