| 1. get stepped on by an elephant or get beat up by a leprauchaun? |
I'll take the **** kicking |
| 2. drink a shot of lemon juice or smell like poop for a week? |
drink the lemon juice of course! |
| 3. die from drowning or die from being shot? |
shot |
| 4. watch you parents getting killed or get killed yourself? |
get killed |
| 5. eat an entire watermelon or get really bad sunburn? |
watermelon |
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| 6. throw up or get followed by ten people , even in the bathroom, for a week? |
puke |
| 7. be blind or deaf? |
deaf |
| 8. live in the 1800's or get run over by a car and break every bone in your body? |
live in the 1800's |
| 9. meet Justin Timberlake or Paris Hilton? |
JT |
| 10. be a professional singer or actor? |
that's tough but I think actor |
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| 11. be able to stop time or be invisible? |
hmm stop time |
| 12. be a witch or live in the dryer? |
witch |
| 13. be rich or have no home? |
be rich of course! |
| 14. have no one or have 4 boyfriends/girlfriends and they all not know about the other 3? |
no one |
| 15. have sloth or envy? |
envy (at least that can be motivating!) |
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| 16. have six inch long nails or purple eyes? |
purple eyes |
| 17. own a two headed snake or a purple cow? |
I'll take the snake, no room for the cow |
| 18. live in California or Cancun? |
I haven't been to either but I'll pick Cancun |
| 19. knit a sweater or bake 10,000 cookies? |
bake 10,000 cookies |
| 20. live with your grandmother or live with twelve other people? |
grandma |
| 21. go on a 1,200 mile bike ride or have eye surgery? |
1,200 mile ride if I get to take breaks |
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