| 1. get stepped on by an elephant or get beat up by a leprauchaun? |
get the poop kicked out of me by a leprauchaun |
| 2. drink a shot of lemon juice or smell like poop for a week? |
lemon juice cause it would be a nice change from smelling like poop |
| 3. die from drowning or die from being shot? |
being shot cause then i have a better chance at having a made-fortv-movie done for me |
| 4. watch you parents getting killed or get killed yourself? |
get killed my self cause that just easily ties in to the movie mentioned before |
| 5. eat an entire watermelon or get really bad sunburn? |
eat an entire watermelon just so i can say i have done it |
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| 6. throw up or get followed by ten people , even in the bathroom, for a week? |
get followed by 10 people cause that would just be awsome |
| 7. be blind or deaf? |
blind i could never live with out music |
| 8. live in the 1800's or get run over by a car and break every bone in your body? |
I've always wanted to live back then....are these supposed to be hard questions? |
| 9. meet Justin Timberlake or Paris Hilton? |
shoot both of them in the head and do the world some justice |
| 10. be a professional singer or actor? |
singer in Pantera if dime was still alive |
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| 11. be able to stop time or be invisible? |
stop time you can steal more **** like that |
| 12. be a witch or live in the dryer? |
uhhhh.....only if its like on family guy where peter goes in the dryer and he is in narnia |
| 13. be rich or have no home? |
wtf? be rich....thats dumb |
| 14. have no one or have 4 boyfriends/girlfriends and they all not know about the other 3? |
uhh...sence i cant get one gf i chose the 4 gf thingy cause i would try to get them all together |
| 15. have sloth or envy? |
i think i already have both |
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| 16. have six inch long nails or purple eyes? |
purple eyes...that would be dope |
| 17. own a two headed snake or a purple cow? |
2 headed snake cause it would be sweet to watch him eat |
| 18. live in California or Cancun? |
i hate mexico and mexicans but i also hate southern cali soooo i guess nor cal.....or the black forest in germany |
| 19. knit a sweater or bake 10,000 cookies? |
bake cause baking is cool |
| 20. live with your grandmother or live with twelve other people? |
grandma cause she can cook like a mo fo |
| 21. go on a 1,200 mile bike ride or have eye surgery? |
dumb |