| 1. How are you doing today? |
eh, alright, but i'm still pissed even though i don't feel the need to give a **** |
| 2. What did you do last night? |
barns n noble and ihop with leaner |
| 3. How big is your hair? |
pretty flat |
| 4. What was your favorite Christmas gift? |
ipod nano |
| 5. Where's the money? |
gone |
| 6. Are you currently listening to music? |
nope |
| 7. Who are the ones? |
lolipops |
| 8. Who invented the Gizmo? |
i don't even know what that is |
| 9. Do you drink? |
sometimes |
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| 10. Have you found God? |
nope, i doubt his existence |
| 11. Do you know Jesus loves the little children? |
like michael jackson, oh, that's blasphemous |
| 12. Do you believe in Plan "A"? |
what? |
| 13. Did you vote for Bush the first time? |
i couldn't vote at that time |
| 14. Did you vote for Bush again? |
still couldn't vote |
| 15. Did you answer No to the two previous questions? |
no |
| 16. Does that make you proud? |
no |
| 17. Who would win in a fight Jesus or The Incredible Hulk? |
jesus |
| 18. Did you watch Arrested Development? |
couple of episodes |
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| 19. What is Love? |
love is hell |
| 20. Is Jim Carrey the greatest comedic actor of our time? |
no |
| 21. Did you say no? |
yes |
| 22. If yes, will you please slap yourself? |
**** you |
| 23. Can you follow the crazy diction? |
sure, you're not as complex as you think dumbass |
| 24. What's your favorite word? |
fragment |
| 25. Do you believe in Magic? |
no, but i'd be badass |
| 26. Is it a trick or an illusion? |
illusion |
| 27. Are you going to throw away that bone? |
i like to keep it in my pocket for emergencies |
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| 28. Are you waiting for a sign from the universe, any sign at all, to become an actor? |
uh, not really, no |
| 29. What's the final lesson? |
to find out the truth |
| 30. If I'm at the docks late at night and I flash my lights, I'm waiting for? |
you |
| 31. Plate or Platter? |
i don't care i'm starving |
| 32. What's the deal with the cutoffs? |
they're tacky and ghetto, but they don't work unless you've got a mullet of jerry curls |
| 33. Are you Hermano? |
you dumbass piece of white **** , learn your grammar properly |
| 34. Finish this sentence "I'm having a love affair with..."? |
myself |
| 35. Do you go to sleep with the TV on? |
sure |
| 36. What's the last book you finished reading? |
finished? um..... the alchemist |
| 37. Is this the end of the quiz? |
almost |
| 38. Do you think you'll pass? |
not at all |